Guru's Place?/ Vegeta gets Beat by Zarbon!!

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Vegeta had Just wiped an entire Village full of Namekian Villagers and he walked into one of their Buildings finding the 4 star Dragon Ball and he smiled grabbing it and getting the heck out of Dodge!

Meanwhile with Team Xiao Long!

Jaune: "HOLY CHRISTMAS DID YOU FEEL THAT ENERGY!?"

Blake: "Yeah, that was A Massive Spike!"

Jaune: "It's like A Whole village Just got wiped out!"

Coco: "Jaune!"

Jaune: "They must have been Slaughtered!"

Ruby: "Jaune!!"

Jaune: "They must have suffered some long, Painful deaths!"

Weiss: "JAUNE!!"

Jaune: "What!? What is it!?"

Pyrrha: "Dende!"

Dende: "..."

Jaune: "Oh Um, It's okay Little Green their all in Heaven now where they all have their little happy families, and Little Houses, and Puppies, and Kittens and-!"

Dende: "That sounds totally asinine."

Jaune: "Yeah it totally is..."

Ruby: I got an Idea! Why don't we go to A Place where we find A Dragon ball and keep it from them so they can't have them all!"

Jaune: "That's A Great Idea! Little Green!"

Dende: "Dende."

Jaune: "Do you know where we can A Dragonball real easy?"

Dende: "Yes, There is the house of the Grand Elder Guru."

Jaune:: "Great! Me and Little Green will go there right now! Let's go Little Green!"

Dende: "Please do not make Jokes."

They then both flew off to Guru's house!

Meanwhile with Zarbon!

Zarbon: "I think I need to find Vegeta quickly! God knows what Frieza will do to me!"

Flashback!

Frieza: "You know Zarbon I'm starting to feel that the people don't understand what I'm paying them for."

Zarbon: "You Don't Pay-"

Frieza: "I mean allow them to live for. First, we lose... What was his name again?"

Zarbon: "Kiwi."

Frieza: "Yeah, Kiwi. Then we Lose Our Scouters and then we lose Dodoria. I'm sorry but if this keeps going south we're gonna hit space Mexico!"

Zarbon: "What do you want me to do Lord Frieza?"

Frieza: "What I want you to do is to pull up your frilly stockings, Tighten your thong and stop being such A-"

Flashback End!

Vegeta: "PANSY!"

Zarbon: "What!?"

Vegeta then slammed into Zarbon and he was sent flying into the ground hard!

Zarbon: "Gah! Vegeta!! Don't ram into me while I'm thinking of Frieza and my Thong!"

Vegeta: "Yeah and I'm going to ignore that."

Zarbon: "Now are you gonna come quietly or Am I gonna make you scream?"

Vegeta: "Oh Like what I did to Dodoria?"

Zarbon: "Heh, Never send A Woman to do A Man's Job."

Zarbon threw A Punch At Vegeta but he caught it and he spun The Blue alien around sending him to the ground and then he proceeds to wail on him until Zarbon throws him off and realized he isn't in front of him and he gets kicked in the back of the head sending him flying!!

Vegeta: "HA!! Face on the ground while getting Pounded from behind! Is it Wednesday already Zarbon?"

Zarbon: "I'm sorry Vegeta but I'm way stronger than you..."

Vegeta: "HA!! I beat Kiwi and Dodoria! I'm 2 for 2 and back on top!"

Zarbon: "Well I hope you'd enjoy being on top Vegeta because you'll be back at the bottom soon. You see I have A Secret side to myself I have been Hiding!"

Vegeta: "Where is the closet?"

Zarbon: "I'm gonna make sure you fall! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

Zarbon then turned into A Massive Beast that roared at him!

Zarbon: "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU BITCH!!!"

Vegeta: "I don't know how that's really intimidat- HOLY CRAP!!"

Zarbon Took him down and started repeatedly headbutting him s Vegeta began to get woozy!

Vegeta: "YOU GAH! WILL GAH! NOT GAH! GET GAH! AWAY GAH! WITH GAH! THIS GAH! AAAAH!!"

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