I'VE GOT A DRAGON BALL!!/ Zarbon Gets Pounded!!

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Vegeta flew off to where he was keeping his Dragonballs which was At A Hill Nearby A Lake where the 6 or so Dragon balls were nestled safely between the crevices between two hills with one of them he kept under the lake for safekeeping and he reviewed them with A Big smile on his face!

Vegeta: "Alright so I Got 5 and now with this one 6! All I need is one more and I get myself my Immortality! I just gotta be careful about it now since I know Frieza knows I'm after the dragon balls too! I just won't go flying around like A Jackass Screaming-!"

Jaune: "I GOT A DRAGON BALL!!!"

Jaune was flying back with A Dragonball in hand and that Caught Vegeta's Attention and so he smirked at the sight of the dragon ball!

Vegeta: "I was going to say come and get me Frieza but this will do!"

Vegeta then flew at Jaune making sure he doesn't see Him!

With Zarbon...

Zarbon was Freaking the fuck out because Frieza will kill him if he doesn't get the lost Dragon balls and fast and he's got nothing so he's currently trying to figure out A Plan to save his own skin!

Zarbon: "Oh this is bad!! This is really, Really, Bad!! I got nothing!! Absolutely nothing!! I might as well hide under A Rock instead of Flying around like A Jackass Screaming-!"

Vegeta: "COME TO PAPA BLONDIE!!!"

Zarbon: "I was gonna say come and get me Frieza but this will do!"

Zarbon then follows Vegeta who was following Jaune!

A Little while Later!

Everyone had gathered up back at Camp and Jaune was showing everyone the Dragon Ball!

Bulma: "Wow1 It's Way Bigger than the ones on earth!"

Raditz: "Hmph, Yeah, It makes the Earth Dragonballs look like marbles by comparison."

Jaune: "Wait! Where's Ruby?"

Weiss: "The Dolt took the Dragon Radar and went out to search for some more Dragon balls!"

Jaune: "Makes sense."

Just then Vegeta Arrived and smirked at them!

Vegeta: "Hello I want that Dragon Ball Please."

Jaune: "EEK!! VEGETA!!"

Everyone: "Vegeta!?"

Everyone then prepared themselves for A Fight as Vegeta began to Laugh!

Vegeta: "HAHAHAHAHA! Do you really think I am as weak as before? I got my ass handed to me several times and every time I got A Massive Zenkai Boost! So I'm still more powerful than any of you!"

Blake: "That sounds... Completely unfair..."

Velvet: "Okay Mr, Vegeta! Why don't we trade you one Dragonball for one of your dragon balls? Sounds like A Fair Trade!"

Vegeta: "How about I kill you all and I take it?"

Velvet: "You Sir Drive A Hard Bargain."

Just then Zarbon arrived!

Zarbon: "Now who drives it hard now?"

Vegeta: "God It's Zarbon! How did you follow me here?!"

Zarbon: "Well Someone has said "Come to Papa you blonde Bastard"."

Everyone then turns to Vegeta!

Vegeta: "W-Well only because someone said "I got A Dragon ball"!"

Everyone then turned to Jaune!

Zarbon: "I'll just be taking the Dragonball now thank you."

Vegeta: "J-Just Transform damn you..."

Just then Zarbon Transformed and Before anyone can Land A Single-shot Jaune charged Zarbon and impaled him with his Sword right through his Chest!!

Zarbon: "GAH!!! WHAT THE-!?"

Just then Jaune cuts him off as everyone was shocked by how badass he was being!

Jaune: "Shut up Not so Pretty boy. Now here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna shove this thing deep inside of you and Blow my load all up in your insides."

Zarbon: "W-What!?"

Jaune: "No Homo."

Just then Jaune fired A Massive energy blast from his Sword into Zarbon's abdomen and his dead body was sent flying into A Nearby Lake where he met A Watery grave!

Pyrrha: "Wow that was Badass!"

Vegeta: "I gotta admit Kid you're tough Buuuuuuuut..."

Jaune: "But what-?"

Vegeta: "Um... I'm trying to come up with A Distraction but I got nothing... Yoink!!"

Vegeta Grabbed their Dragon ball and flew off with it as everyone watched in Horror!

Jaune: "DAMNIT!!"

Jaune Owned count: 11

As Vegeta was flying off with his New Dragon ball Ruby was flying In the Oppisent direction with one of Vegeta's Dragon balls and they were both singing the same song as they were nearing each other!

Ruby/Vegeta: "Can't stop me now! I'm having A Good time! Can't stop me now, I'm Having A Good Time! Having A Good ti- *GASP* Vegeta!?/ The Runt!?"

Ruby then flew down hiding between some rocks as she began thinking to herself!

Ruby: 'Okay so Vegeta is here. That's Okay. I'll just hide here until he-!'

Vegeta: "ALRIGHT RUNT YOU BETTER COME OUT BEFORE I TURN THIS PLACE INTO A WASTELAND!!! So... the Same but with more Fire..."

Ruby: 'Crapbaskets!!'

Vegeta: "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3 , 2-!"

Ruby: "Don't worry Mr. Vegeta!! I'm here!!"

Vegeta: "Ah, Well isn't little Red riding hood."

Ruby: "How did you-?"

Vegeta:"Space Hulu."

Ruby: "Of course."

Vegeta: "So What are you doing?"

Ruby: "What am I doing?"

Vegeta: "Foiling my Plans?"

Ruby: "Foiling your plans?"

Vegeta: "Are you?"

Ruby: "No."

Vegeta: "Oh that's good because or else I would have to kill you."

Ruby: "That's bad."

Vegeta then spots the Dragon Radar!

Vegeta: "Nice Watch you got there Kid."

Ruby: "Yeah. It's A Watch. I tell time and nothing else."

Vegeta: "Of course that's what A Watch does dummy."

Ruby: "Well I better get going."

Vegeta: "Me too but I got something That I wanna do."

Ruby: "What is it- OOF!!"

Vegeta Bitchslapped her and turned to her body lying on the ground as she was trying to get up!

Vegeta: "That was because I hate your Sister and Your Friend. So... Take that."

Vegeta then Flew off as Ruby went to get her Dragon Ball and flew off back to Camp!

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