Brilliant

Everybody talks

"Have you heard what people have been saying?" Harry was playing with Carlas hair by the fire in the common room, they were both lying on one couch. Carla sat up and nodded, "I'm not sure that it matters let them be, what's going to annoy me is if uncle moony and uncle padfoot hear about it, they are gonna go crazy." Harry nodded along with what she was saying, "especially since they both work here and shit."

Carla was walking to her muggle music class when someone asked her if she was dating Harry, she rolled her eyes and curtly replied with, "no! How many times to I have to say that! Merlins pants."
Carla kicked open the door and went up to the professor, "the baddest bitch of them all is here professor toiletries," Sirius punched her arm jokingly at the nickname. It had started with professor Padfoot and then it was shortened to professor Pads and naturally it was then professor toiletries because, well what else would it be?
"Hey, Siri?",
"Sorry, I cannot understand what you are saying," this was quite a regular thing between the two.
"If you don't stop being an asshat, I will chuck a loaf of bread at you," that stopped the smirk on his face.

Harry sat staring at the two, watching them play fight with each other. They only stopped when the class filed in, Carla didn't go to her usual seat; she sat at Sirius desk with her feet propped up on some books. As Sirius welcomed the class he grabbed a book from the shelf and hit Carla over the head with it, if it wasn't these two, students would've reported it.

People adored professor Black's classes because he wouldn't actually teach. Everyone would get an 'O' for their grades and they could just sit and gossip with each other.

Harry was chatting with Ron and Hermione about their holidays that he didn't notice someone come up behind and scare him.
"BOO!" Everyone that was watching could've sworn Harry jumped more than 5 feet in the air.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD", "I thought you were a dementor", Carla rolled her eyes.
"Because, yes, Harry a dementor would be in Padfoot's classroom," she kissed his cheek then walked over to Malfoy, the other Malfoy.