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SIXTEEN | BTS

A/N - I have lots of ideas with all of the members. But I promise the ships will come back. Idk when but it will! (This is kind of a ship oneshot)

Now onto the oneshot, please don't hate me :( (I'm on the roll with the updates)

Who isn't a gay couple?

"There are 4 gay couples. But one isn't a couple and are straight." Says a man.

"Hello everyone, I'm Jimin and this is my boyfriend, Jungkook. We are actually getting married in 5 months." Said Jimin, cuddling his boyfriend.

"Aw that's cute! I'm Namjoon, and this my husband, Yoongi. We have been together 7 years, 4 years daring and 3 years married." Namjoon finished, kissing Yoongi's forehead.

"Oh my and Kookie have been together for 6 years, and my Bunny finally has the balls to propose to me." Jimin giggled.

"Shh. I was nervous." Jungkook said with a little blush.

"I'm Hoseok and this is my boyfriend, Taehyung. We only been dating for 2 years." Hoseok said showing his beautiful smile.

"Aw! Thats sweet. I hope hope 2 years were magical for you two." Yoongi said, showing his cute gummy smile that Namjoon adored.

"Hello I'm Jin, and this is my husband, Kyle. Yes he is American, but korean-American. We have been dating  for 5 years and got married for 7 years." Jin smiled as Kyle wrapped his arms around his husband.

The time ticked to 00:00.

"Please vote."

Jimin and Jungkook - 0 votes

Namjoon and Yoongi - 1 vote (Taehyung and Hoseok)

Taehyung and Hoseok - 2 votes (Namjoon, Yoongi, Jin and Kyle.)

Jin and Kyle - 1 vote (Jimin and Jungkook)

"Taehyung and Hoseok. You have been voted off."

"Probably because we are a newer couple." Taehyung said, with his boxy smile.

"Maybe. Now wanna cuddle and watch Disney?" Hoseok said, picking up Taehyung making the boy blush.

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"How did you met?" Kyle ask the Jikook couple.

"Oo, in High school. Jungkook was this bad boy and I was new to the school. I made friends with the bad boy and realise that he is a huge softy. It sounds like a fanfiction. But it was real." Jimin said as Jungkook smiled, showing love eyes to the boy.

"Aw that's cute! Me and Jin met through work. In hospital, I was the receptionist as Jin was a nurse. I fell in love first then I had the balls to ask him on a date. Fortunately he said yes and got together then marriage and now we are here." Kyle said with a huge smile.

The time ran out before Namjoon and Yoongi had a chance to speak.

Everyone wrote down the couple they will vote out.

Jimin and Jungkook -  1 vote (Namjoon and Hoseok)

Jin and Kyle - 0 votes

Namjoon and Yoongi - 2 votes (Jimin, Jungkook, Jin and Kyle)

"Namjoon and Yoongi. You have been voted off."

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"What the fuck? We didn't have a chance to speak." Namjoon groaned.

"It's fine." Yoongi said pecking Namjoon's cheek.

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"Would you like to keep going or stop there?"

"Maybe stop?" Jungkook ask looking at the others who nodded.

"If the lights turn green the mole is gone, if the lights turn red, the mole is still inside."

The lights turned...

....... Green.

"Yes!" Jimin cheered, kissing Jungkook.

Same goes for the other couple.

The two other couple came to the room.

"Can the mole please come to the front."

Soon the couple came forward.

"I fucking knew it!"

It was Namjoon and Yoongi.

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"Yes we are best friends. Many people assumed we were a couple so we thought why not try it." Namjoon said.

Soon money came flying as the 4 boys were hyped.

"Money, money, money, must be funny..." Jungkook sang a song from ABBA as Jimin sang another.

"Gimme Gimme." Jimin said. You can tell they are a couple.

"Jin we can finally get that hosue we wanted." Kyle said making Jin smile widely.

"Our dream home."

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A/N - hello, I got this from jubilee. I didn't think much. This was fully crackness. I'll update another oneahot because my pretty cute angel thought of an idea ages ago that I still need to wrote. Which I will tomorrow!

Anways!

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