BROMANCE
"I'M HERE! I'M HERE." JIMIN said, sitting down on thr chair.
"Take your fucking time. Jungkook just ordered." Taehyung said.
"What about you lot? Doesn't sound like Jungkook would buy all of you food." Jimin said, making Namjoon chuckle.
"He would if you are his first crush." Namjoon smirked as Jimin scoffed.
"At least I got him. You were late." Jimin said kissing Jungkook as he sat next to the boy.
"Can you order me something Koo?" Jimin flirted by placing his hand on the boy's chest and clutched on his shirt.
"For once day, no gayness. Alright?" Taehyung ask, going to the machine to order.
Yes, they are in McDonald's.
"Alright gonna be hard when Jungkook is sitting there. Looking very hot snd cute." Jimin said as he seen red tinted on Jungkook's cheek.
"Minie. Stop~" Jungkook whined which made Jimin smirked.
"Right just ordered, Taehyung is still back there." Jin said, cuddling against Hoseok.
"I ordered for you too by the way." Jin said said looked at Yoongi with a smirk.
"Taehyug is ordering for you." He said as Yoongi blushed.
They haven't officially said they were dating but they have been going on dates, smooching, and maybe sex. They definitely had a ton of sex.
"Koo, look at the children. They look so cute. Can we have one?" Jimin said, looking at Jungkook with puppy eyes.
Jungkook was shook. He didn't move. He didn't know what to do.
"Uh, sure. Can we at least get a bunny?" Jungkook ask as his order came.
"Of course!" Jimin said, stealing his nugget.
"Hey. My nuggest." Jungkook whined.
"You can steal mine." Jimin saod, winking at the boy.
"What did I say about the gayness." Taehyung said.
"Sorry, I'll try snd tone it down." Jimin said, not really meaning it.
Soon these group of guys walk in. Yoongi notice that a few of them were eyeing either Taehyung or Jungkook. Either way they need to back off. You don't wanna mess with Yoongi or Jimin.
That's death.
Soon one came to the boys, chewing this disgusting green colour gum.
"Hey gorgeous." He said, winking at Jungkook, who looked at his lap, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
"Can you leave? We want a good night, not a shitty one." Said Jimin, holing Jungkook tight as Jungkook grabbed Jimin's lap.
"I wasn't talking to you. Can I get your number toots." He said, licking his lips.
"No. You weirdo." Jungkook said, feeling the courage to tell the fucker yo leave.
"Calm down doll. Just want your number." He said, soon jimin had enough and got up.
"Look, I told you to leave. Go with your pathetic squad." Jimin said as the boy left Jungkook alone but soon turned to Taehyung.
"Hey toots." He said, leaning towards the boy.
"The fuck dude. Leave none of us want you." Taehyung said, holding Yoongi close.
Soon the boy left.
"Thy are fucking pathetic." The boy said making the whole group laugh.
"Yeah like we're pathetic." Namjoon laughed as the group agreed.
"Are yous okay?" Hoseok ask the two boys.
"Yeah I'm fine. I got my boo." Taehtug said kissing Yoongi nose making the boy, show his gummy smile.
"I'm alright. Bit uncomfortable, but same as Taehyung. I got my baby boo." Jungkook said as he felt a squeeze on his arm.
"Ugh, the nicknames." Namjoon said, shaking as he was being dramatic.
"Gotta hate being single. We need to set Joonie for a date." Jimin saod as the rest agree.
"Nope. Not doing that." Said Namjoon, eating his burger.
"Bet he'll love Khyun." Said Yoongi as they agreed.
"I don't even know the guy." Namjoon said as the rest rolled their eyes playfully.
"Joon, he's fucking handsome, he's so sweet. Like he's a primary school teacher. He loves kids, he actually likes you. Hebwants to go on a date with you ever since you gushed about music since he loves music and know the insights of it." Jin said, gushing over this Khyung boy.
Namjoon blushed as he nodded.
"I'll give it a try." He mumbled.
"Great, now Jungkook. Are you okay with Namjoon dating?" Yoongi joked as the rest laughed even Jubgkook.
"I'll be fine. My bestie Jimin will help me." Jungkook smiled.
"That's fucking insulting, bestie? You call me that but not hubby?" Jimin pouted.
"You didn't propose yet." Jungkook pouted.
"True. I will do it. And make it special." Jimin said, kissing Jungkook's lips.
"Anyways, Namjoon your dare starts on next Saturday at 7pm." Said Jin as Namjoon nodded with a cute smile showing his dimples.
"Here's his number if you wanna talk to him sooner." Hoseok said as Namjoon smiled.
"Thank you guys."
"YES THE FOOD IS HERE." Taehtung yelled.
People stared but did they care? He'll nah their food is here.
The End.
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A/N - hello, finally updated this oneshot. Hope you like this crack oneshot. Some of the things happened here I experience when I went to McDonald's with my friends. For example the guys that harass me or my friends or both of us.
I'll update on Saturday for my main story. I'm so fucking happy this is my last week of school then I'm off and back on the 30th May.
Anyways,
Stay healthy, stay safe, stay kind to others and yourself, and stay loving yourself.
I purple you all!
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~you nice, keep going.~ - Park Jimin 💛 (2018)
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