Elmo was walking down i-eat-your-toes lane when he saw a sexy looking street lamp. It had a bikini and everything and oh boy did Elmo fall in love with it.
Elmo couldn't believe his eyes when he saw it. His mouth watering and his puppet like eyes going out of their sockets.
Elmo was in love with a street lamp, the part that's sad about this story is that Elmo was gay not straight. He couldn't like the street lamp.
Elmo walked up to the street lamp and decided in his non-existent brain that it'd be a good idea to talk to it. He did just that.
"Heyyy,, you look very good! Can I get your number sugar pie👀"
The street lamp didn't reply as it's a street lamp but sense Elmo is high on crack he thought it replied with "hey! I'm not a sugar pie. I'm not even a girl, I just look hot in this outfit you know what I mean?"
Elmo was happy because now his gayness could really shine.
"Do you like whip cream?"
"Yuh, dumbass bitch who doesn't?"
"Come follow me to my house."
"I can't move"
"Well then how am I supposed to fuck you right here then sweet cheeks?"
"😀😀"
"Nvm I'll do it right here"
Elmo ate the street lamp's fake cake in that bikini and boy did he find it yummy.
