The ipadkid and the uwu shy cat wolf badass baddie 💪🏻😈‼️‼️🔥

How they met ⚠️TW ROMANTIC⚠️

*sum dumb ass people arguing*
"G-g-guys p-p-please s-s-stop <3"
"NO LOL STFU"
"W-w-why a-are y-you s-s-screaming"
"CA-"
"SCREAM AT MY SENPAPI AGAIN AND ILL FUCKING KILL YOU🤬😡🤬🥵😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😤😤😤😤🤬😡🤬😡😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿"
"WERE SO SORRY OMG" *runns away like a giraffe*
"T-t-t-thank you!! 🥺"
"No problem baka ;)"
"Be mine 😐"
"O-o-o-okay!!"
*kisses*
"Bub.."
"W-w-what🥺"
"Ur breath stinks like fried catpiss..."
"O-o-oh..y-y-you d-d-dont l-l-like i-i-it?"
"OFC I DO"
"O-oh"
"I LOVE IT!!!"
*kisses again like in badass movies 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈*
"S-s-s-s-stop!!😖"
"Sorry 😕"
I-i-i-it o-o-okay!!"
           

           BREAK UP💔💔⚠️EMOTIONAL⚠️

"Lets have shrekz!! 🥰"
"B-b-b-b-but😖"
"What? 😕"
"I-i-i-i-i n-n-need t-t-t-t-to t-t-tell y-y-you s-s-s-s-something😣"
"What is it kitten 🤨"
"I-"
"Yeah?"
"I-i-i-"
"You?"
"I-i-i"
"BITCH JUST FUCKING SAY IT ITS NOT THAT HARD OPEN UR FUCKING MOUTH AND SAY IT DUMBASS BITCH ASS HOE UR LITERALLY DOGWATER"
"I-"
"I COULD SLAP YOU WITH MY MF UKULELE SO HARD THAT UR GOING TO FLY TO ANOTHER DIMENSION AND FUCKING DIE"
"C-c-c-cheated o-o-on y-y-y-you 🥺"
"..."
"..i-i-i-im s-s-s-sorry 😕"
"No."
"W-what..?"
"HOW COULD YOU?!?/!/?:!?/!:?2?2!3?/!3?3!4??4/?.?!:?:?4?2?1?2?2??1?2!1!2?3?/!!/?/😣😹😣😩😣😣😣😩😐💗😣😣😣😭🌍🌤🌧🌍🌍😣😹😻💔💔😈😕🥵😣😹😭😭😭🤬🤬😭🤬😡😡🤬😭😭😤😤😡"
"I-i-i-im s-s-s-so s-s-s-s-sorry..."
"NO. DONT EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!!! 🤬😜🤬🤬🤬🤬 *runs away crying*

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-NOOO!!! C-c-c-c-cu-
I-I MEANT C-C-COME B-b-b-b-b..ACK!!!!🥺🥺🥺
"NEVER!!!!!!🤬 *sobs while watching cocomelon on his ipad*

„P-p-p-p-pLEASE C-c-come b-b-bACK!!"

„No lol" *farts*

"W-w-what h-h-h-have i-i-i d-d-done.."
*turns into gacha uwu shy kind wolf cat dog horse spider baddie*
W-what now h-huh 😒"

                     The Romantic part..😏

„AUGH!! I HATE MYSE- OMGGG 😍😍😍😍
*throws ipad away*
„WAIT NO YOU CHEATED ON ME🤬🤬 I CANT FORGIVE YOU"

„O-o-o-o-oh i-i-i understand.......*walks away holding his tears and fucking pisses himself*

„did he just piss??"

„Omg yes i really needed sum 😩"

*licks piss cutely* „MMMMMMHHH" 😋😋😋😩😩😫😖😫😫😋😫😋😋😋🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

„I NEED MORE 🤬🤬🤬🤬"

*follows him*

„COME BACK RN!!!🤬🤬"

„H-h-h-huh?" *holds piss*

„GIVE ME MORE PISS RN?/!?/!:?:?:?4?(?4?🤤🤤🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"

„o-o-o-okay!!🥺" pisses*

*licks piss* "AUAUAU SO YUMMY 🤤😫😩😫😩😫😋😤🤤💪🏻🥴💪🏻💪🏻😫😩🤤😋🥴😍🥴😍🥴🥴😋😍🥴😩🤤😩😫"

"I-i-i-im g-g-g-glad y-y-y-you l-l-l-like i-i-i-it!🥰"

"Lets go home :)"

"O-o-o-okay.."

"Hey so um can i have some of ur piss? Im really thirsty rn 🤤"

"O-o-of c-course!"
"H-h-h-here!!!!!" *pisses*

"NHHGHGHGHAGAGAGGGGAYAUAHG THNAK YOU、 🤤🤤😋🥰🥰🥺🥰🤬🥺😩🥺😩🤬🤬😍🤬🥰😍😍🥰😋😍😍😫🤤🤤🤤🤬🥺🤬😭🤬🤬😭😭😭😭🤤🤤😍🤤😫😍😋😍😋😍😫😍😍😍🤤😍😫😍🥰🥰😩🥰😍😋😫😍😫😍😋😍🥰🥰🥰😫🥴🥴😻😻😻"

"N-n-n-n-n-no p-p-problem!!😍"

"Lets go to sleep kitten 😋"

"O-okay! 🥰"

The Sad part..i cried while writing this :(

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bub!! I-i-i-i-i t-t-think i-i-i p-p-p-pissen t-t-t-t-too m-m-m-much!! 🥺🥺"

"OH NO"
"THATS BAD"
"WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL RN!!!!!:!:!.!!:!:!:!2!2!/?-!2??-!2?3?56?&🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"

"O-o-o-okay.."

*The hospital is closed *

"A-a-a-m i-i-i g-g-going t-t-t-to d-d-d-die n-n-n-n-now?? 🥺"

"Yes..im sorry..."
"BUT GIVE ME SOME OF UR PISS BEFORE YOU DIE MF 🤬🤬🤬"

"O-o-o-o-of c-c-course!!🥰"
*pisses and fucking dies*

"OH NO"

"Nvm at leats i could have some of his piss LOL *drinks piss* AGIAGAUGH 😫 *drinks more and fucking chokes* NO *CAUGH* *CAUGH* I *CHAUGH* CANT DIE YET.." *CHAUGHS MORE AND DIES*

And now they're both in heaven.😋