(PARTY TIME BITCHES)
lily: greetings and salutations
marlene: omfg i used to have the biggest crush on veronica
remus: i was more of a jd type guy
dorcas: never seen what you guys are talking about
remus: GASP you're missing out
marlene: not really
remus: shh
remus: was there any reason you've summoned us lily
lily: i'm bored
remus: yeah and i'm showering so bye
lily: i thought the shower was broken
remus: it is
marlene: oop
lily: we'll talk later
james: what?
dorcas: idk
lily: petition to cancel remus
remus: what'd i do?
lily: idk
lily: let me think
lily: COUNCIL COUNCIL
lily: HERE YE HERE YE
remus: what the fuck
lily: YOU MAY BE CURIOUS AS TO WHY I'VE BROUGHT YOU ALL HERE TODAY BUT RELIEFETH YOU SHALL FEEL
mary: what is going on
dorcas: idk just grab some popcorn
sirius: why's my phone blowing up
mary: scroll up your highness
sirius: okay
sirius: WHY EVER SHALL WE FEEL RELIEF
remus: oh god not you too
lily: YOU SHALL FEEL RELIEFETH WHEN YOU'VE LEARNED THAT THE WEREWOLF HAS BEEN CAUGHT, HE HAS DECEIVED THIS TOWN FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND NOW HE WILL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE
lily: TODAY WE WILL STORM HIS LITTLE COTTAGE
remus: seeing as though i'm the werewolf my cottage with of course have gnomes right?
lily: yes of course
remus: and a cool chimney?
lily: yes remus
remus: and a grand library?
lily: yes remus
remus: and a cool forest in the back yard that goes on for miles and definitely has like elves and fairies and all sorts of mythical creatures
lily: YES NOW LET ME CONTINUE
remus: i'm just building a mental picture🙄
sirius: does the cottage have a lake?
lily: SIRIUS
remus: obviously
sirius: and a cool little river in front of it so you need a bridge to get the the cottage
YOU ARE READING
PARTY TIME BITCHES
Fanfictionthis is a marauders muggle au that's mostly texting with not too much angst with jily, wolfstar, and dorlene
