zuko: why tf is abba playing for the 10th time
lily: BECASUE ISTV VERY GOOSFD
zuko: GINGER
lily: GASP REEEEMMMUHHSSSS COM DEFIDN ME
remus: helo
lily: defenrd me frkmn ttbhsv evil man
remus: where wvdnb are tou?
lily: toi?
remus: oui
lily: salle de bains
remus: one sec
remus: okag comg in g
james: francè
lily: oui oui
remus: lily just bit me
hayley kiyoko: BAHAHAHSUIAHSHA
zuko: 😏😏
remus: theres spit like all over my arm now
remus: ITS BRUSIED
remus: IM GONANA HAVE INTERNAL BLEEDINF
remus: IM FONNA DIE
lily: hehe
remus: nvm im fine
zuko: dramatic vitch
peter: guys j found araf
dorcas: que?
peter: a rat
dorcas: IN HERE??
peter: no outside
remus: here kne sec
zuko: where?
remus: im in the kitchen
zuko: no wheres the rat
remus: in peters cbef hat
zuko: oh ok
peter: WHO JUTS THROUGH CHEESE OUT THE WINDOW
mary: why are you outside
peter: needed a bit of air
remus: you need tk feed the rat dont yoh?
zuko: LETS NAME JT
remus: OK
remus: ummmmmmm
dorcas: REMUS DID YOU JUST GICE MY CHEESE TO A RAT
remus: no sirius did
zuko: what did i do
lily: GASP
lily: SIRIUS how coukd you
zuko: what cheese did you trhough
remus: i think wither velveeta or ghouda
dorcas: GHOUDA?!
peter: its veleveeta
dorcas: oh tbak god
dorcas: remus you owe me new cheese
remus: si
zuko: how many languages are you gonna speak tonight
remus: sugno fy dick
remus: BYDDWCH YN SIARAD SUT FEL LANGUAGES LLAWER FEL YDYF EISIAU
remus: BYDDWN YN DIWEDD CHI
remus: Rwy'n DATGAN PETER Y RAT FRENHINES
(remus changed peters name to rat king)
YOU ARE READING
PARTY TIME BITCHES
Fanfictionthis is a marauders muggle au that's mostly texting with not too much angst with jily, wolfstar, and dorlene
