gargamel x reader

The Slurpage

"Your toes" You say, nervously. Gargamel looks into your eyes and smiles, showing his 1 tooth.

"Of course mama. But here? In front of everyone?" He asks.

"No, there's a bathroom for a reason" You smirk at him.

You take Gargy by his hand and rush to the bathroom. Your coworkers look at you with an angry look. You don't care. You NEED this slurping to happen.

As soon as you get into the bathroom, Gargamel sits down on the toilet and starts sharting. It's explosive diarrhea. You don't care.

As you slurp his toes, you can hear the diarrhea getting louder and louder. You smell Cool Ranch Dorito dust on the toilet seat. You take a break of the slurpage of toes to slurp the Cool Ranch Dorito dust off the seat.

"KEEP SLURPING. MY TOES ARE GETTING COLD!" Gargamel says jokingly (but he loves the slurping).

"Ok Gargy Wargy" you UwU.

You slurp his toes for what seems like 10 minutes, but you look at your iPod Nano and realize that it's been 4 weeks.

"Gargykins! I've been slurping your toes for 4 weeks straight!" You exclaim in fear.

"No way! But why am I still sharting? Uh Oh maybe I have Shartitis..." Gargamel weeps.

"We need to go to the hospital ASAP." You say, worriedly.

Gargy jumps up and puts on a diaper so that the Shart doesn't fall on your head as you slurp his toes on the way to the hospital. You can't stop.

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You grab your keys to your Jeep Truck and stop slurping for the first time in 4 weeks. 

"I'm sorry Gargalicious. I have to stop in order to drive you to the hospital." You meow.

"It's okay my kitten, I understand." Gargamel sharts violently.

You step on the gas and start driving. 

"What music should I put on?" You ask.

"I have a request, but please don't judge me." Gargemel crys.

"Never."

"Ok, my favorite song is..."

"Spit it out my scrumptious"

"Cocomelon."

Suddenly, you swerve in shock and crash into Abby Lees Dance Company.

"Oh shit."