gargamel x reader

Dwayne The Furry Johnson

In front of you, you see Dwayne The Rock Johnson soaring through the sky in a Fursuit with wings.

"O. M. G!" You exclaim. "No offence Garbunkles, but The Rock is hot af in that Furry Clothing,"

"None taken! I completely agree with you." Gargamel smiles, shart on his lips. 

You notice the shart on Gargamels upper lip and lick it off for him.

"Thanks babygirl" Gargy says kindly.

You pull into the Furry Convention Parking Lot. It reeks of toes here. You don't mind. You see Dwayne coming over to you and your Gargywargykins.

"Hey pretty lady... You have a volumptious dumpy. Can I touch it?" Dwayne asks as he does the UwU face.

"Oh... Um..." You look at Gargamel. Gargamel nods because he has a crush on The Rock.

"Yes. Of course." You say to Dwayne.

He pokes ur booty. "Soft..." He says.

Dwayne dies on the spot.

"Oh." You and Gargamel say together. "Well. RIP that furry ayeeeeee."

Gargamel is accidentally sharting on Dwaynes body.

"MOVE GARGANTULA! YOU'RE SHARTING ON DWAYNE!" You cry.

"Okay, as much as I love Furry conventions, we must really be headed to the hospital now." Gargamel agrees.

You head back to your Jeep Truck and notice that it's completely filled to the brim with shart. There is no way that you can drive this to the hospital.

You look at the other cars in the parking lot. Your eyes literally sparkle when you spot a large van with fur all over it. It has furry masks glued on the wheels. You walk closer and read:

The Furry-Mobile.

"Perfection." You smirk.

You and Gargy hop into The Furry-Mobile and start driving. You arrive at FurTown Hospital. You and Gargamel (still sharting) walk into the building.