gargamel x reader

Abby Lee the Dorito Shart lover

You look at the remains of your beautiful orange Jeep Truck in sadness. 

"Oh no my babykins. I'm so sorry that I made you crash." Gargy's eyes fills with shart tears. "I knew that my music taste was horrible."

"No, it's not terrible. I was just so suprised that I finally found someone with the same music taste as me. I LOVE COCOMELON!!!!!!" You exclaim as you lick some shart off of your arm.

"Did somebody say Cocomelon?" An unfamiliar voice says.

You look in the direction of the voice and see Caillou twerking on the roof of the now-brocken Abby Lee Dance Company.

"OMG! Caillou?" You shreek. 

"I'm just a kid who's four, each day I learn some more!" Caillou sings in his bald voice. "Today I learned that Cocomelon is the greatest of all time and causes extreme sharts."

"You are so right Caillou." Gargamel says, still sharting.

At this moment, you hear the angriest voice of your life coming from Abby Lee's Dance Shit House. 

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PROPERITY!?!?!?" Abby Lee screams. "There's shart EVERYWHERE!"

Abby wheels closer to sniff the sharts. 

"Dorito Cool Ranch? My favorite..." Abby smirks and starts licking the shart off of her Light-Up Sketchers.

"EY! Back off of my mans!" You screech at Abby. "Only I can lick Gargio's shart! And his toes."

"Idc it's delicious." Abby smiles and leaves to go grab a spoon.

"We need to get out of here, and fast" You say to Gargamel.

"I agree. That Abby lady is sussy." Gargamel agrees.

You use Caillous shoes to start your car and it works. 

"Thanks, Bald Boy!" You yell to him as you drive away in the direction of the hospital.

You hear Abby screaming behind you.

"COME BACK HERE! I WASNT DONE INHALING YOUR JUICY SHARTS!!!!" She wails.

It's too late for her. You and Gargamel are almost at the hospital.

As you turn the last corner, you spot a Furry Convention.

"OOOOO this is MY JAM!!!!" Gargamel exclaims.

"NO WAY! I'm a furry too!!!!!" You say, eating a Push-pop you found in the sewers.

"Can we stop and participate in the Furry-tivities?" Gargy pleads.

"Of course Garshmellow." You swoon.

You swerve the car to the Furry Convention. It looks SO FUN!!!!!!!!

Then... you see something that blows your mind.