this is just a random story about gravy
stop eating gravy for breakfast that's not what its for it is for putting on your mashed potatoes not for breakfast you idiot!
eating gravy for breakfast enrages me so if you eat it for breakfast dont talk to me just shut up and eat your gravy.
if someone came to my house and stayed over and then in the morning was like do you have any gravy i will physically throw hot porridge into your eyes
thanks for reading chapter one :)
