(Ok so I haven't been that into writing lately for no real reason other than the fact I just haven't that and me and my brother have been watching shows together like demon slayer I finished the manga and holy shit guys it was great but anyway this is just something to get a laugh ig)
The characters as thing my family/the boys I babysit have said to me
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Cammy: I like music cause it makes my ankles warmGloxina: would you like me to give you scars across you face straight down right side to left left to right or straight up
Cammy: right to left please
Gloxina would you like to lose both eyes or just one
Cammy: just one please I want to watch as people stare in shock
Monspeit:*watches in confusion*
King:*eating while hanging off the side of the table*
Hawk:sit your butt down
King:*does* well now I can't eat
Hawks:what
Gloxina:how the fuck does one cook
Zeldris:normally by reading the instructions
Gloxina:*mockingly* normally by reading the instructions oh go to hell
Estrarossa:go fuck yourself
Derire(no clue how to spell right now):would if I could
Thats all folks thanks for reading this and have a good day or night whatever I promise I also have normal conversation with people but those aren't funny
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