[ON HOLD] Neko Boyfriends? AU - Eustass Kidd x Reader x Killer (One Piece)

Ex-Girlfriends 🐱🐱

"I'm going out to get a few things. Do you need anything while I'm out?"

"Beer," they both call out.

"We have enough beer. Is there anything else?"

Killer comes over, hands me a list. "It's just a few things."

"No problem, I'll pick them up ~" I kiss him, "I won't be long."

"Where's mine?!" Kidd storms over.

I kiss him, he pulls me in licks my lips. Killer pushes Kidd away holds me. Kidd pulls me back.

I try to parry myself out of their hands. "I love you both. I'll be back in two or three hours."

"Love you." - "Love ya..."

Hehe, I head out. Jump into the fourby head to town.

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Look at the list, I got mixed herbs and spices. Samon and tuna, they are part cat. He didn't write if he wanted it fresh or not. Hmm... Maybe I should go to the fish market. Get some fresh fish. I'll get it on the way home.

I feel people staring at me. I look around, some look at their phones. Others grab something off the shelf. Still feel someone or someones are staring at me. There are more nekos and inumimi than I thought. Are they really that well known?

I'll get the rest of the stuff we need and head home. I can't seem to find the people that keep staring... I'll buy extra meat, save coming back out for a while.

I get everything head to the register. I put everything on, she starts growling at me. She's an inunimi.

"Hello, how are you?"

"My day started off fine. Till a customer came in smelling of filth." Maybe someone came in, it's not me. "Ferals should stay in the dump."

"Feral cats don't seek human interaction. Living at a dump they would run into people. Probably not their top choice to stay ~  Prefer grasslands, prairie, some urban areas that are abandoned."

"No difference, they still smell."

"Funny enough, ferals are clean and have well-kept coats."

"Doesn't matter! They're ferals!"

She scans the last item, "I'll pay with card." I flash my card. She put it through, I pay. "Have a nice ~"

"Feral slut."

"I better get home, I still have dinner to cook. And have amazing sex. Oh sorry to much information? ~"

"Yes..." She starts growling.

"Sorry ~ Have a nice day ~ Bye ~" I head out to my car. Bitch, say I smell.

Do people not know the difference between ferals and strays? Again they wouldn't be with me if they were ferals. I load up the boot, head to the fish market.

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I look around, to see what prices were good. What should I get? The basic tuna and salmon? Or something else?

"If you're looking for a good barge. Look no further little lady." At least someone willing to talk to me.

"Yes, I also don't know what to get."

"What are you looking to do?"

"They just wrote salmon and tuna. Didn't say what they wanted to do."

"I see. I can't go wrong with salmon and tuna." He points to them, they look really good.

The cod looks tasty ~ "What about the cod?"

"The cod?"

"Yes ~ What do you suggest?"