Dream Team + Karl Smut

Fuck you, George💙🧡

Why does this book have 4K reads this is literally porn 💀

Ok this is random but. Has anyone heard the song "Saw You In A Dream" by the Japanese house? The song makes me cry because I had a dream about this one person and the song reminds me of them and idk. It makes me really happy tho.
ANYWAYS. Back to what you came for.

sapnaps pov

I walked out of the bathroom and found Dream mopping the floor in the living room. I could also hear the laundry machine going, and I noticed the movie had been paused.

"You're actually cleaning for once?" I said, easing an eyebrow. "Shut up," he said, and I noticed a blush on his face, but ignored it.

I walked into the kitchen and downed the rest of my water that I left on the counter and made myself a sandwich. "God, it smells like piss in here. What did you do, piss yourself?! Is that why you're mopping?! Stop drinking so much water, that's disgusting."

"I-I don't know why it smells like that... I was just cleaning something I spilled," his voice faltered.

"Ive lost my appetite. Thanks, Dream. You're such a-" "-pissbaby?" He finished, looking up at me. "No, I was gonna say... wait, pissbaby? Really? Don't you think that's getting a little old?"
(SAPNAP DOES NOT KNOW 😭)
"I-I think it's funny," he said, shrugging. Suddenly I've forgotten what I was going to say.
Without saying so much as a simple goodbye, I left the room and walked into my bedroom, collapsing onto my bed.

I closed my eyes, but just as I was beginning to relax, I heard my door open, and I sat up to see who dared enter my lair.

George. With wet hair, and a different shirt from earlier.

"Did you shower?" I said before he could speak. "Yeah."
"What do you want?" I asked him.
"I don't know, just wanted to thank you I guess."

He walked in and sat down beside me.
Who invited you to my bed?!

"What were you doing before I texted you?"
oh shit. I was just um eating... grass...?

"Eating grass." SHIT YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!

Luckily, the best case scenario happened, and he started laughing. "Y-You- what???"
"I said what I said," might as well commit to it 🤷.

"Alright, then, I'll stop bothering you so you can get back to your grass," He stood up and began walking, but I grabbed the hem of his shirt before he could take two steps.
Why did I do that?

"W- Sapnap?" I kept my grip on his shirt. I couldn't let go. I couldn't move. I couldn't speak.

"Uhh... what are you doing?"

"I-I don't know," I let go of his shirt finally, and he awkwardly walked towards the door, but stopped short.
"Is there something you want to tell me, Sapnap?"

I want to say 'fuck you' after you interrupted me earlier.

"Fuck you, George," I said just loud enough for him to hear with a cold voice.

"What?"

"I said fuck you! When you texted me, I was in the middle of jerking off, okay? I didn't even get to finish!!!" I crossed my arms and slouched.

He started blushing, and I realized what I said. Fuck.

"U-Umm... I-I'm sorry, I didn't think you were... busy..." he rubbed his arm and looked down.

"Apology not accepted," I closed my eyes and hoped he'd leave.

"Well... what would make you accept my apology?"