Being a baby is boring. All I can do is eat, sleep, and poop. So, I had to find entertainment somehow, and I found it by Making my parents' lives hell, more so my dads. See ever since he dared challenge me, which was three months ago, I have made his life so much harder. I mean I grew to love the guy, but he is so easy to mess with. And guess what today is, the day mom goes to work day. So, dad gets to stay home. Muahahaha!
I got to see my reflection in my mom mirror when she took me into her bed room. I still had red hair, but it's not orange-red anymore. It is more like a deep red. My eyes are still green though. At least the demon kept my appearance somewhat the same, but I'm still a boy.
Sigh...
Mom woke me up and got me ready for the day while dad made breakfast. This is the usual routine, every single time he tried to change me I peed on him, so mom does it. She took me to the kitchen and sat me down in the high chair and kissed my forehead. Dad placed a plate of eggs and bacon in front of her and a bowl of cereal with no milk in front of me. I got a evil glint in my that my mom saw and began to giggle, probably knowing what I was about to do. I think my mom has figured out that I was smarter than a normal baby. I pick up a couple of pieces from my bowl and threw them at the retreating head of my father. He quickly turned around, just to find innocent me eating some pieces like nothing happened. He turned back around, just for me to through more pieces. Mom laughed at my father's expense while my dad turned around to face me. He put his hands on his hips as if to scold me, but before he could utter a word I threw some in his face. He bent down eye to eye with me and got in my face,” you want to play that way little man, oh we'll play.” he went over to the cabinet and got out a jar of peanut butter and a slice of bread. My mom asked him what he was doing, but he said,” you'll see” he put peanut butter on the bread and then came over to where I was in my high chair. You'll never guess what he did. He put the bread, the bread that was covered with peanut butter in my hair. MY HAIR!!
He laughed at my face, but I took the bread off my head and just threw that at him it landed on his face slowly sliding down his face, leaving a smear of peanut butter on his face. “oh it's on.” I did the universal sigh, bring it. Let's just say by the end of the fight we were both covered with peanut butter, bread crumbs, and cereal pieces.
Dad laughed and picked me up with a big smile, and I laughed too. He kissed my cheek and took me down the hall to the bathroom after kissing mom goodbye as she headed out the door. He had shut the door, turned on the faucet to the tub, plugged the drain, and added bath bubbles. He started undressing me and then himself as he went to the cabinet and pulled out a floaty for me.
It was one of those that he could set me in like a chair and not worry about me tipping it over or falling off of. He put my legs through the holes and then set me in the bath, after checking the temperature, and got in himself. I could touch the bottom, but not while sitting down. The bubbles covered my dad's privates so I wasn't too worried about that, so I just acted as a baby did. I played with the bubbles. He laughed and started washing the peanut butter off of him. I think the main reason he decided to take a bath with me was because he didn't want to leave me alone. Let just say he learned not to do that again.
When he was done he laughed as he saw that I got bubbles, everywhere. He got me out of the floaty and sat me in his lap....OK, this is awkward, for me. He then began to bathe me. Yeah embarrassing......
After the bath, he wrapped both me and him in a towel and took me to his room and sat me in the middle of the bed. He went to the dresser and got out some clothes. He put them on and quickly went over to me. He picked me up, “ come on little devil, we got to get you dressed.”
He put me in a diaper and some clothes, then he walked to the living room. He sat me down in the middle of the floor and went to the hall closet and got a stroller. A STROLLER!!!! This would be the first time I was outside since I was born!!! he laughed when he saw that I was bouncing in my place ready to get a move on. He picked me up and strapped me in my stroller. He picked up a bag, put in the netting underneath me, and got his shoes on. Off we went into the world of the outside.
The world is different than mine. Most people wore headbands, weird clothes, like bandages, and fishnets and some had weird hair colors. Is this Naru- NAW it can't be..... Could it?
My dad got stopped by a couple of people who I guess know him. They cooed at me and went on their way. The sun was high in the sky as I wondered why all of this was familiar. Dad took me to an open area on a hilltop, where he sat a blanket down and unbuckled me from the stroller. He layed down on the blanket and put me next to him on my back. Both he and I watched the clouds as they passed by and soon both of us were out, with me tucked into his side.
Baby on side is Daigo...
