Steve: why didn't anyone inform me Bruce and Thor are dating?
Thor: I thought it was obvious
Bruce: we're flirting with each other like, all the time
Steve: that was not obvious
Natasha: I noticed
Loki: Same
Bucky: Same
Steve: that's different, you guys are all spies
Tony: I noticed too
Clint: it was pretty noticeable
Steve: Sam?
Sam: I think you're on your own
Peter: even I noticed!
Tony: wHeRe DiD yOu CoMe fRoM?
Pepper: Aren't you supposed to be on a field trip?
Peter: yeah, but it got cancelled. Anyways, watching Steve dumbfounded is way more interesting
Steve: Hey! And one question, when did this all happen?
Bruce: remember how I went missing after Ultron?
Thor: I found him in space
Loki: it sucked. These to lovebirds were making faces at each other the whole time
Bruce: then we got to kill Thor and Loki's evil sister!
Everyone: IM SORRY- WHAT?