Stluna Crack II
luna: i don't flirt, i just talk. it's not my fault that everything i say comes out smoother then cream cheese on a bagel.luna to malia: my body is very attracted to you but when you open your mouth i wanna punch you.
a guy who works with stiles: could stiles stilinski please come to the front?
stiles, at the front desk: hey, is something wrong?
worker, points towards luna waving happily at him & malia kicking a rock softly with a pout: i believe they belong to you?
luna & malia in unison: we got lost :(
stiles: that's cute — but i didn't even bring you guys here with me..luna, purposing: stiles stilinski, hello good sir, god like man — boy who's very hot, i've known you since the sand box and i've like our time spent together. i would like to continue that. forever. preferably until you're dead, cause we all know i can't die. *winks at malia jokingly* so put this ring on so people will know we have an arrangement.
malia, whispering in her ear: you forgot something..
luna: oh right — please, please put this ring on so people know we have an arrangement.
malia, huffing:
luna: did i still forget something?
malia: yes—
luna: oh! right, i love you.
stiles, gawking at the two: ...do i get to even choose—
luna & malia: no.luna: we can never let anyone know we got beat up by stiles, alright?
malia: agreed.
luna: to the grave — for you i guess?
malia: to my grave.
luna: alrighty, the conversation never happened.
malia: i'm sorry do i know you?
luna huffing: mal—
malia: have we met before—
scott: you guys got beat up by stiles?
luna: wHAT NO!
malia, panicking:
scott: you just said—
luna: sex!
malia: arts & crafts!
scott: ...
luna, smiling: yup, stiles beat us at sex & crafts!
stiles, scoffing: pathetic you two are.