Ben vs jeff pt 2

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Ben: Don't even try do you wanna die again? Oh fuck it it's nothing but a trend im gonna glitch your eyes out AND MAYBE FIGURE OUT! IF YOU KEEP SHOUTING BAD RHYMES THEN I THINK IM GONNA SHHOOOOOUTTTTT!!!! *glitches out*

Jeff: I have been known longer then you now that's a fact if you think you can kick my ass you should probably fall back, and Nintendo called... THEY WANT THEIR FUCKING ELF BACK!!!!

BEN:SORRY JEFF BUT YOU JUST LOST THIS BATTLE QUICKER THAN ANYONE WHO SAID THE WORD NIG-
Stage assistant: whispers to Ben* that's not allowed don't say any offensive words...
BEN: ALRIGHT!!! YOUR STABBING AND SLASHING AND BASHING AND CRASHING YOUR WHOLE WORLD DOWN YOU MIGHT NEED TO FIGURE OUT I HAVE BEEN KILLING LONGER THAN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' ROUTE!

JEFF: IM SORRY BENNY BOY BUT I HAVE A NEW IDEA HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO FEEL? HERE IS SOME WATER AND DONT FORGET IM THE SLAUGHTERER OF THEM ALL LITTLE CHILDREN LOCK THEIR BEDROOM DOORS AND ITS NOT BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO SIT AND WEEP ITS BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO "go to sleep...."

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