hello besties. so basically, i am now the most famous person in the world. move over ariana. i met some cheeky people who read my story. idk how they found my story but i feel so famous now. i hope you lads enjoyed the free porn. i'm gonna shut up now. omg i forgot wat i wrote about in the last chapter. right so i'm gonna add someone called Meriam to the book and i'm just gonna pretend that i've known her for ages because i have no idea wat to write. 😛
Sarah's POV
mohammed escaped so i didn't bother chasing after him because i already held him hostage. i think he loved being held hostage by me. i went back to my pedo van and i asked some kids if they wanted some sweets. they said no and then ran away from me so i ran them over. i went on my phone and went onto the flatty gc
(ive got a friend called mariam and i'm adding someone called meriam so i'm just gonna pretend that they're the same person because it's my story and i can do wat i want) i'm editing this and erm #lol not anymore x mariam is a slag xxx
aminah: *sends a ss of some cringy ass messages between amelia and rakeem* rangas: 😭😭😭 sarah: wtf😭 meriam: ew (i will actually put the ss right here 😭)
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(obviously it's not my ss because i don't have an android. #iphone)
sarah: and he says he doesn't like her amianh: init sarah: amelia likes him meriam: does he know sarah: she said that she told him rangas: let's tell him *everyone likes rangas' message because she's famous*
rakeem makes another gc
rakeem: tell me sarah: tell you wat rakeem: who does amelia like sarah: you *deletes message* rakeem: wat aminah: she likes you *deletes message* rangas: i'll say it rangas: she likes you rakeem: no she doesn't sarah: yes she does. she told me this morning
i was driving in my pedo van and then i almost ran someone over. it was louis tomlinson. "OW" louis shouted. i saw zayn walking towards louis to try and help him so i ran zayn over too. "OW" zayn shouted. i saw harry walking toward zayn and louis to help them. he said "what happened here?" i ran him over too. "OW" harry shouted. niall came and tried to help them out but i ran him over too "ow what was that for" niall shouted. liam saw them and he was about to help them until i threw a spoon at him. when he saw the spoon, he ran as fast as he could shouting "omg it's a spoon". he was pissing me off so i got some more spoons and threw them at him and then i ran him over too. i saw somon cowell so i honked at him and ran him over. he died. "sorry zayn" i shouted because i like zayn. #favourite1Dmember #zaynissexy
Rangas' POV
i was with sarah, meriam and aminah and we were walking around until i saw amelia. "omg is that amelia" aminah said "i think it is" sarah replied. "omg rangas go fight her" meriam whispered so amelia doesn't hear us. "okay" i said.
i ran up to amelia and swung as hard as i could on her face, knocking out her two front teeth and leaving them bleeding. i could see the anger in her face as she tried to swing back, but luckily i dodged the punch fast enough because i'm built diff and i kicked her so she tripped over and fell. i was about to walk away but i could hear her getting up and running towards me. she reached for my hijab, to wank it off, just like she did with aminah. i've previously noticed that when amelia fights, she aims to yank off hijabs, so i knew that i has to avoid it. when she was about to grab my hijab, i grabbed her by the wrists and twisted her arms, pushing her to the ground again. this time, i repeatedly punched her and kicked her trying to get her as injured as possible. i fought her with all the anger i had. i could hear my besties cheering me on from far. "rangas finish her" aminah shouted. i put my hand under my hijab and pulled out 69 bombs and 72 explosives. i tied the bombs all around amelia and walked off knowing her hot stinky breath would light up the bombs without a lighter. i pulled out my phone and recorded the amazayn moment of amelia being bombed. i walked off, proud of my amazayn achievement until i heard sarah say "WHAT THE FUCK". i turned around and saw junaid helping amelia out from the bombs. i was about to go and bomb him but then mohammed butterfly kicked his way to us and got out his shank. "nooo when i see you in the streets i'm gonna shank you twiiiiiice. and leave you bleeding till the ambulance comes and says goooodbyeeeeee"
still rangas' pov
we all ran for our lives. suddenly, we were all flash. after a while sarah stopped running because she could barely breathe (fuck off hunter) and so did meriam. mohammed was walking towards us like a penguin and aminah shouted "yes now megamind" mohammed ran even faster. "why the fuck would you do that" sarah asked aminah. "i don't know" aminah laughed we started running like flash again and we felt like we were doing PE. we stopped to drink some water and we saw mohammed staring at us like william does. (when willy stares at me he looks like he's going to kill me) we were all terrified. all of a sudden, willy started walking beside penguin holding a gun. bat this point we were about to piss ourselves. amianh started laughing which pissed willy and megamind off. they started chasing us so we ran again. we ran into a random building and hid behind a wall.
Sarah's POV
when we were hiding behind the wall, we saw willy and megamind run past us. we quickly ran somewhere else and got onto a bus to take us somewhere. "did i tell you guys about what happened today" i said. "no" they all replied. "so basically, i kidnapped mohammed and held him hostage but then he escaped so i couldn't be bothered finding him. after that, i got into my van and i was driving until i ran someone over and it was louis tomlinson. then i ran over zayn then harry then niall. i threw some spoons at liam and then i ran him over too." i said. "wow" meriam said. "that's nice" aminah and rangas said.
we got off the bus at some random place and we saw juanid and arpenis. "omg look over there" i whispered. they all looked at junaid and arboobies. we quietly ran somewhere to hide. "i think i might piss myself" meriam said. "me too" aminah said. we all went back to our houses (pretend they're all neighbours) and then we went to sleep because it was 4am.
a/n: hello besties. right so i didn't write the fight between rangas and amelia. rangas wrote it so don't kill me emily. aminah wrote her POV and i wrote the test. i hope you enjoyed mohammeds amazayn singing. i'm not even going to bother checking for any spelling mistakes. i had to write out the fight and amianhs pov because it wouldn't let me copy and paste it.
