AMINAHS POV
aminah: wow who's this sexy guy
junaid: this is usman.
usman: call me uzzy muzzy
samia: you're so sexy. please fuck me
aqsa: samia calm down. there's no need for you to be so horny whenever you see a guy.
samia: shut up aqsa. you're in love with your cousin.
junaid: erm
aminah: can you two shut up please. it's great to meet you uzzy muzzy *winks*
usman blushes
aminah: can i have your number?
usman: of course you can. it's 07382 658273
aminah: thanks sexy
usman blushes again
junaid, samia and aqsa look jealous
samia: soooo how old are you
usman: 12
junaid: omg me too bro
aqsa: me too
usman: that's nice. anyways i need to go home. bye
foursome: bye
*junaid adds usman to the group chat*
sarah: omg is that usman
kieran: omgggg it is
junaid: you know him?
sarah: yh he went to our primary
kieran: he drank bleach
junaid: why
usman: hello. let's not talk about this
sarah: sorry boss
kieran: so sorry
usman: omg is that kieran and sarah
sarah: yep. hello uzzy muzzy
kieran: how did the bleach taste?
sarah: i've been wanting to try some bleach.
usman: the bleach tasted really bootylicious
sarah: yum
kieran: delicious
junaid: soooo how are you uzzy muzzy
usman: i'm great now that i met you jj ;)
sarah: sooooo how did you guys meet
aminah: we all met him at town
sarah: we?
aminah: me, junaid, aqsa and samia
sarah: ohhh
usman: aminah are you in a relationship with anyone?
sarah: this is about to get interesting
kieran: wait till he finds out
usman: ???
aminah: yes. i'm in a relationship with some people
usman: some people?
aminah: i'm in a relationship with aqsa, samia and junaid.
usman: oh.
sarah: THIS IS EVEN MORE AWKWARD THAN THE TIME AMINAH TOLD JUNAID SHE WAS IN A THREESOME WITH SAMIA AND AQSA
*kieran likes sarah's message*
junaid: shut up
sarah: fuck off
aminah: don't argue guys
sarah: shush fam
aminah: sorry boss
usman: how long have you guys been in a foursome?
samia: 2 days
usman: wow. i was expecting something like 3 months.
aminah: are you in a relationship with anyone?
usman: nah i'm single
aminah: you're sexy. you must have so many girls fighting to be with you
usman: haha 😂 no i don't. but i wish i did.
aminah: well i guess i'm at the start of the line 😉
samia: and me
junaid: and me
aqsa: and me
sarah: and not me
kieran: and not me either
aminah; i don't understand why you two don't think he's sexy. i mean look at him. he's sexier than junaid
junaid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
aminah: i said uzzy muzzy is sexier than you.
usman: ...
sarah: this is so awkward and funny
kieran: init
junaid: aminah
aminah: wat
junaid: would you rather date me or usman?
aminah: usman
juanid: wtf
usman: i have no reason being here
junaid: aminah i hate you.
*junaid leaves the group chat*
sarah: that was so intense
kieran: and interesting.
usman: are you two only in this group chat to say stuff?
sarah and kieran: yes.
