Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo?

Chapter 3 - Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies

Authors Note:

THE CHAPTER TITLE IS PURELY SATIRE I'M NOT SERIOUS. Also, I know the time period doesn't match up but just imagine that High School Musical was a thing during their time at Hogwarts.

My inspiration from this scene was that video of those guys fighting about the wizard of oz if you want to watch the video it's linked below. It gets funnier every time I watch it.

https://www.rightthisminute.com/video/epic-wizard-oz-argument

Enjoy <3

Chapter 3 – Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies

"It's like high school musical but without the musical, and thank god for that, my singing voice isn't really up to par at the given moment."

"High school musical? I'm going, to be honest mate, I did not understand three of the three words you just used."

"I would like to think I'm a Troy, but truthfully, I'm the male embodiment of Sharpay. No shame here though. I think I just might bop bop to the top..top of the list to play Mercutio, that is."

"Theo, mate, I say this in the kindest regards, please do shut the fuck up."

"Fine. One more thing and my mouth is sealed for the rest of the study session." Theo brought his pointer finger a thumb to his mouth, bringing it across like a zipper.

Draco rolled his eyes.

"OK, hear me out. Sharpay would be a Slytherin. There I said it." He slammed his hands against the library table and stood up. "Somebody sue me." He said, bringing his arms wide as if egging an imaginary person on to question his sorting decision on a rather controversial fictional character.

Out of the corner of his eye, Potter looked up from his rather unimpressive attempt at the History of Magic essay that was due on Friday. He appeared agitated.

Potter stood up to meet Theo. "You're wrong. We all know damn well that Gabriella is the slippery slimy snake."

Draco looked back and forth between the two boys, completely lost as they rambled on about whatever a musical was.

"Of course, you would say that. Of course, you would. " Sighed Theo as he childishly kicked the wooden chair over in front of him.

"What's that supposed to mean? We all know she did my mate Troy dirty." Shrieked Potter.

Draco was dumbfounded, they were serious about this. "I think this is my cue to leave."

"Haha Theo he said cue....get it...cue.. as in like play terminolo—"

"Don't try to deflect Potter, we are not done here. Do not dare disrespect Ms. Hudgens's name. "

"So, you're going to at look me in the eyes and tell me that I'm wrong?"

"Where is Blaise when you need him?" Murmured Draco to himself. "As much as I would love nothing more than to play witness to this battle of.... the theater geeks...I have no interest in Shakespeare, especially when he names a character Sharpay."

Both Harry and Theo stopped talking immediately after his statement. They swung their heads to face him and gasped.

"High School Musical is not Shakespeare you imbecile. Sure, one could compare the cinematic masterpiece that High School Musical is to the beauty of William's mind. But no, that will not even begin to breach the surface of its perfection. It is the A Midsummers Night Dream of the modern century."

"Yeah, what Potter said." Added Theo.

"You did not just compare a Disney movie to a world-renowned Shakespeare play." Spoke Blaise as he walked into their self-proclaimed section of the library.