Star Struck (Female Fox Mcloud x male reader)

Dinner and that night

Fox POV
Damn, the kids more desperate then I thought. He's bone thin, and he weighs about fifty pounds soaking wet. Im taking him to one of my favorite restaurants, they have an all you can eat buffet tonight. I pull him behind me like a mother pulls her child. We get there after a few minutes of walking. We enter the building and get a table. We walk to the buffet together, but Y/N starts getting harassed by some slutty looking fox.

???: So Y/N, how's your diet going? Oh wait, you can't afford food!

Y/N: So Samantha, how's your boyfriend treating you? Oh wait, you can't get a boyfriend.

Daaaaaamn. This chick looks like a hooker.

Fox: Do you know this bitch Y/N?

Y/N: This, Fox, is my ex girlfriend.

Samantha: At least I can get a job!

Fox: yeah as stripper judging by how you dress!

Y/N: DAMMMMN!

Damn this kid has poor choice in girls as well. He's handsome I'll give him that, he could probably get any girl he wanted yet he goes for a slut? I bare my fangs at her, and threaten her, then I grab his hand and pretended to be his girlfriend.

Fox: Stop giving my boyfriend shit before I have to use these fangs on you!

Samantha: How about you just break up with him before he cheats on you.

Y/N: You are aware that you're the one who cheated on me correct?

Fox: Yeah!

She just sucks in air angrily, and walks off. I look up at Y/N, and gave him a goofy look. He blushes and talked.

Y/N: Thanks, she always gives me shit.

Fox: No problem! Y'know you could get any girl on Corneria, why'd you date a bitch like her?

Y/N: She seemed nice, then she started using me as a free meal ticket. A question, why'd you say we're dating?

Fox: To get her off your back, and maybe a little bit of wishful thinking.

I give him a flirty look, and he blushes.

Y/N: You're just saying that. I'm just a failure.

Fox: Bullshit. You've accomplished much more then the majority of the Lylat System ever will.

Y/N: I can't even get a job.

Fox: Remember why I tracked you down?

We get some food and we start the interview.

Fox: So, is it true you got a perfect score on your dog fighting test?

Y/N: Yes that is correct, also on my pilotry test.

Fox: Pilotry? Is that a new thing?

Y/N: Yup. It's a streamlined version of the Pilots skills and Space Travel management skills courses. It was a bitch but I got it done.

Fox: Did it start this year?

Y/N: No, about two years ago. It was easier then having two separate courses.

Fox: Any history of mental health issues?

Y/N: A few problems with depression when I was 13, but other then that I've been fine.

Fox: Any self harm problems?

His face gets serious, he looks like I shot his dog. He sighs, and rolls up his sleeves, and there are two long scars down his arms. I felt my eyes start watering, he started talking.