The Model and The Reporter, Plus the Twin Matchmakers

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"Finally! I'm going to get the big scoop on Natsu Dragneel!" Lucy Heartfilia squealed exitedly as she crouched in a bush with a camera in her hands and a pencil behind her ear.

She stared as the super model Natsu walk with his security guards, and a white haired woman. Natsu's soft salmon hair breezed in the gentle wind. His scowling face was an unusual sight for Lucy, seeing him glare disgustingly at the woman who seemed begging for his attention.

"Hmm? This girl seems awfully close to Natsu. Could she be.... OMG. Could she be Natsu's girlfriend?! Here I come, gold! I'M GONNA BE RICH!!!"

Lucy mentally cheered as she was about to take the shot.

"No good. Need to get a liiiittle closer...." she mumbled, walking slowly closer to the walking pair. She stopped inching forward when she thought it was close enough, and kneeled, not noticing her unfortunate surroundings.

"I told you a thousand times Lissana, I'M BUSY!!!" Natsu screamed, making Lucy jump a little. "But deaaar~" the white haired girl sickeningly called out, latching onto Natsu's arm, only for him to shake it off violently.

The person behind Natsu, probably one of his bodyguards, shivered. "M-Maybe we should head back." The bodyguard said.

"This guy is a bodyguard?"

Lucy doubtingly thought. "Not right now Johnny." Natsu growled. "M-my name is James..." the guy named James weakly stuttered. Natsu ignored him.

"Super model, super anger issues." Lucy mumbled to herself, zooming in on the drama with her camera. She took about three shots when she felt something crawl up her leg.

She looked down, and shrieked. At least thirty of tiny, red, fire ants were making their way up her spotless leg. Cursing at herself mentally, Lucy noticed that she jumped out of the bush she was hiding in from shock.

She shook her leg, shaking off ten ants, and shook some more. She brushed her legs with her hand, made sure there wasn't any ants in her shoes, and patted off a leaf from her head. Once she thought she was safe, she realized that she had caught the attention of everyone around her.

Natsu twitched an eyebrow, having more contempt on his face than ever. "Paparazzi! Where did she come from? And she's so gutsy too — just coming right up to my dear Natsu and taking pictures." The white haired woman scowled with a nasty smirk.

"No, no! I'm not a paparazzi! Haha, why would you say that?" Lucy asked nervously as she backed up. "I'm... I'm just a fan of Natsu. I wanted to take a picture for my personal collection!" Lucy chuckled.

"What am I even saying?!"

Lucy thought. "Feed her to the dogs." Natsu coldly spoke. "What?" Lucy squeaked. "YES SIR!" Three guys who looked like cliche gangsters ran after Lucy, who immediately started running away. "WHY MEEEEE?!?!?!" Lucy whined as she ran.

After about five minutes of sprinting, her back touched a tree, signaling that she was doomed. "What... what are you gonna do with me?" Lucy asked, sliding to the floor in terror.

"DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT MR. NATSU SAID?! WE'RE THROWING YOU TO THE DOGS!!!" One gangster shouted unnecessarily at her.

"Wait, bro. We don't have any dogs." Another gangster said. Shock came to Lucy as she weakly raised her arm. "I do." Her voice quivered.

"Where!?" The third gangster yelled. They heard a dog bark. The gangsters turned their heads with raised eyebrows.

"Here!" Yelled a small blonde haired boy riding a big blue dog. "Don't mess with my mom! Happy, get him!!!" The boy shouted. "Luke!" Lucy called, not even batting an eyelash to think about how cliche this all looked.