"I pledge allegiance, to hobama"

clean up

I can't let Harry see my mess

The first thing he sees once he comes home will NOT be my shit.

I grab handfuls off poop out of the toilet, making it small enough to be able to flush

When there isn't too much left, I flush it

Thank god it goes in

I slowly start putting my poop into the toilet and flushing it down.

When the dropping from the toilet are finally gone, I get the trash can and start emptying it out into the toilet

I can hear Harry and his friends downstairs, talking to the workers of the white house

I take a sniff hoping i'd smell the food ready, but all I smell is my doo-doo

I gag and throw up into the toilet. Great, another thing to add to the smell.

I finally empty out the trash and notice all the marks on the floor and toilet seat

I didn't notice my poop overflowing onto the floor earlier, but I guess I have to clean it

I grab the cleaning products under the sink and start scrubbing

I find air freshener and spray it in hopes of bringing the smell down.

When I finish scrubbing the bathroom, I try opening a window but my silly self forgot they're not able to be opened in case I get shot through one and die

Instead i turn the bathroom fan on, I don't know why I didn't think of doing that earlier, i guess it just crossed my mind

But now, I just want to see my Harry.

*HARRYS POV*
I'm down in the main hallway of the white house with the rest of the boys

They're all talking with those around us, but i'm just waiting to see Obama

The smell of the food is delicious, but If i smell a little further I notice a weird smell

I wonder where that's from?

Never mind that, I see Obama walking down the hallway

"HARRY" he cheers

I run up to hug him, "I missed you" I say

"I have to" he says, but he seems a little hesitant

"Is something wrong?" I ask, now worried

"No! everything is fine" he quickly declines

but I know he's lying

two months ago, I got a call from Joe

Joe is the vice president, he's besties with Obama and has been very accepting of our relationship

When I answered the phone, Joe told me about what he saw when he walked into Obama's office

He told me about the sight of Obama and Michelle having sex, and when I found out, all I thought about was getting revenge

So i had a sex orgy with the rest of the band

and now we're even.