"I pledge allegiance, to hobama"

Fun times

I'm sitting in between Obama and Niall at the dining table

None of the boys seem to care about what happened last month, I don't either but I expected them to be weird about it near Obama

The chef cooked us a delicious meal, it's one of the best things i've eaten in a while

Michelle is sitting next to Obama, I usually never had a problem with her, but now that I know what happened I hate her

I'm wondering if I should talk to Obama about all this, but if I do it would be in private and not in front of his whole family and the boys

"So how was the tour?" Michelle asks

I roll my eyes

"It was really fun" Niall says

"really really fun" Louis smirks

I stare at them, if these assholes tell them what happened I'll open a window and let them get shot

"Why didn't you guys go?" Liam asks

"Good question liam, why didn't you go, Obama" I speak for the first time during this dinner

Obama looks nervous, he takes a few seconds before speaking

"It's not safe for us to go"

"Abraham Lincoln went to a play, why cant you go to a concert?" Louis asks

"He got shot you fucking idiot" Zayn answers

"Don't be mean to Louis" I say

"I'm leaving the band" and zayn suddenly vanishes

maybe he'll be back who knows

. . .
After dinner is finished, me and Obama are up in our bedroom. That weird smell from earlier is back, but I decide to ignore it.

I really have to pee though

As I make the way to our bathroom, Obama notices and suddenly pulls me back

"Where are you going?" he asks

"To pee"

"Don't"

"I don't want to pee my pants tho these are expensive"

Obama gets quiet, and starts staring at my no no zone

he pulls me onto the bed, and starts pulling down my pants

"What are you doing?" I silently ask

"Pee in my mouth"

I smile, knowing we share a piss kink

He slowly makes his way down to where my man hood is, and pulls down my underwear

My member rises, and he looks up at me until he grabs my dick and hovers his mouth over it

I cant hold it in any longer, my pee starts to sprinkle into his mouth

He takes my dick into the hole on his face, slurping the caprisun looking liquid that's coming out of it

I moan out in pleasure as he sucks my dick

We go on for 20 minutes, giving each other head until we both come into one another's mouths

Suddenly, a gun shot goes through the window and hits both of us as we're pulling our pants up

We fall to the ground, bleeding out

I know we're gonna die before the guards run up here

"Harry"

"Yes?"

"I love you"

"same lol"

"btw i had sex with michelle when u were gone"

"i know that's why i had an orgy with the rest of the band"

"what?"

we both die before i can answer

THE END