User Expiredgarlicbread x emo!god reader 🥺

Chapter 1? i doubt ill make more

It's January 19, another day of stupid school. I put on my emo clothes and cover my eye with my hair. As I walk downstairs out my room, I see my evil mother is making food.
"Finally you got up you emo freak." She yells.
I flip her off and walk out the door.
"At least i don't look like a roach"
"Shut up you're a child!" she screams.
"I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up!" I reply.
I vomit to show my dominance, and when I look back shes on the floor dead from my amazing comeback. As she should, don't mess with a god. I flip my bang as a power move then fly to school using my god powers. She'll never understand the pain and sadness I handle being this godly. I walk into school and bump into someone, as I'm falling, someone catches me.
"Are you okay" They say.
I open my eyes and see the most beautiful creature on the planet. Their beautiful hair, eyes, just everything is so perfect.
"U-u-u-u-u-u-u.......uhhhhhhh ye-e-e......ah. I-I-I-I-I-I—I'm okay...." I stutter out.
"Good, I wouldn't want someone to be hurt, because of me. By the way I'm Expiredgarlicbread." She says.
Their name just sounds so perfect. I'm stuck in complete admiration. Suddenly, the bell rings, startling us both.
"I gotta head to class, see you later!" She says and she waves away.
I stand still, waving slowly as she disappears into the crowd. Wow. I don't realize how long I've been standing still until the second bell rings marking my tardiness. I quickly run to class, forgetting to get my books from my locker. As I run into the class, the mean teacher has her back turned, as I slowly get into my seat making almost no noise. I'm in the very back of the class next to the window because of my main character powers and because nobody understands me or wants to talk to me. Nobody sits in my row either. They instead sit on the floor and share a desk. I could erase them with my god powers, but I'm too nice for that.
"Alright class we have a new classmate. She moved classes due to some scheduling issues. Please welcome her." The teacher announces.
I wonder who that is. Suddenly, Expiredgarlicbread, walks through the door, making their presence known.
"Hello everyone" she says, with a warm smile on her face. Everyone is in awe from such a beautiful person. They instantly start pushing the people next to them out their seats, so that Expiredgarlicbread could sit next to them. I scoff, and quietly laugh. This gains the attention of Expiredgarlicbread, as she walk over to the desk next to me. She sit down and begin talking to me,
"Hey, we meet earlier today. I never got your name?" Expiredgarlicbread asks.
"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o....oh i—its y-y-y....y/n....." I stutter out.
"You have a pretty name" she smiles.
I start blushing, why would such a pretty, perfect person talk to ME??? I know I'm superior to everyone and am a god, but ME??? The emo kid in the back of the class??
"Hello..? Earth to y/n??" Expiredgarlicbread says.
I realize I spaced out and quickly turn my attention back.
"Oh the teacher said we were going to do a project together." She states.
"O-o-o-oh ok- WHAT???"
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JOKE. THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS SATIRE.