Chapter 3 i suck at writing

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by mammons_gf

by mammons_gf

Expiredgarlicbread and I play games. (HELP I WROTE PLAY AND IMMEDIATELY "OBEY ME" CAME UP) Surprisedly, I am enjoying myself, and don't realize the time. It's already 12am, and there's still school tomorrow. I direct Expiredgarlicbread to a spare room in the house where she can stay at. I would love for her to stay in my room so we could be together, but we barely met today and that would be weird. I lay down on my bed, and pass out from having so much fun. When I wake up, I see a note. Good morning! The rain stopped when I woke up, so I went home. See you at school -Expiredgarlicbread Bummer... I wanted to walk with her to school. I change my outfit, even putting on eyeliner this time. I draw on tattoos with eyeliner and make my way out the door. Using my amazing powers that make me a god, I swim through the air, basting in the morning sun, glistening and shining so bright. I arrive at school, somehow 10 minutes late, and burst through my classroom door. The teacher shakes her head, and writes my name on the board for tardiness. I take my seat next to Expiredgarlicbread as she smiles at me.
"Do you want me to explain what shes talking about?" She offers.
I nod my head, and listen to Expiredgarlicbread explain whatever this shit is. I'm only listening because it's her talking, honestly. I quietly listen to her beautiful vocal cords shake, causing noises that spell out words. How angelic her voice sounds. Once I heard the name of what we were learning about, I instantly knew what it was. Obviously, my superior intelligence due to being an almightily god. I continue listening, savoring every moment.
"Expired, C-c-could you explain this part."
"Expired?" Expiredgarlicbread says, amused.
I instantly turn red from embarrassment, and try to explain myself,
"That was on accident!!"
"Don't worry, I think it's cute. You can call me Expired if you want" she smiles at me.
I turn even more red, and quickly nod my head. The bell rings, saving me from even more embarrassment, but now I have to part ways with Expired. I sat my goodbyes, and go to my next class.
-Timeskip-
It's November 28th, a day before Expired's birthday. I decided to invite her out to the nearby park to hang out.
"Hey y/n!" Expired yells.
I waved, my cheeks turning a bit pink.
"Hey Expired!"
I smile, which she replies to with her own. My heart skips a beat at the beautiful scene. I take Expire to the Lake, as we sit down feeding the ducks. Once duck tried approaching Expired, noticing her beauty. I stared it down, using my alpha glare, chasing it away.
"Why are all the ducks only approaching you, I feel left out" Expired jokes.
I quickly stare down the same duck, commanding it to come back. It does, and the two start playing around. It's a cute sight to behold, it makes my cheeks turn even more pink. If I turn anymore pink I'll be a jolly rancher. I quietly close my eyes, I can hear the calming waves rippling when a duck walks in. The wind moving the leaves around us, making them clash against eachother and falling. Soon, when I didn't notice, I drifted to quiet relaxing slumber. Expired, sure didn't notice, because they were still playing with the one duck. Soon other ducks came and played as well.
"Woah! Y/n loo-" Expired cut her self off. "Oh, you're sleeping" she whispered.
Expired smiled to herself, enjoying the sight. Little did I know, she thought I was the most beautiful person on the planet, but the one thing she loved the most was my eyes. She always tries to look at them the most she can. Expired walked to me, kneeling down to match me. She gently grabbed my face bringing her face more closer unconsciously. The pressure from her fingertips woke me up from my light sleep. We both froze, our faces centimeters apart. Quickly, Expired jumps away.
"I'm so sorry!! I thought you wouldn't wake up!" Expired apologizes.
"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no it's f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fine!"
We sit in awkward silence for a bit, before Expired starts talking.
"I think you have beautiful eyes" she half whispers.
My heart flutters with joy, I almost die from happiness. Expired, The Expiredgarlicbread, the most beautiful person on this ugly planet, thinks my eyes are beautiful????
"No, your eyes are even more beautiful" I blurt out.
Shes is from the compliment and starts blushing. I immediately turn red, and turn my back to her.
"You know what! I'm done! I'm going to say it" Expired says.
I hear her walk towards me, and I feel arms wrap around me from behind.
"I like you, y/n" Expired whispers in my ear.
Im speechless with shock, I try to find the correct words, but I'm just too happy to. Instead, I turn around and kiss her. Shes surprised, at first, but then melts into the kiss. Using my god powers, I give myself kissing skills, only the best for her. She lets go, and we stare into eachothers eyes, mesmerized.
"I like you too!"
"No stutter this time?" Expired teases.
I use 0.00005 percent of my power to give her a small hit, not enough to hurt her.
"I think this is my best birthday present" She says.
She holds up her phone, showing the time. 12am. It's November 29th, her birthday. I kiss her again. Appreciating the moment.
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Ok im done now. Idk if I make another chapter but anyways. Daily reminder:
JOKE, A JOKE, THIS IS A JOKE. SATIRE.