User Expiredgarlicbread x emo!god reader 🥺

Chapter 2 I guess i did make more.

"O-o-o-oh ok- WHAT???"
"Is there a problem?" Expiredgarlicbread says, with a hint of sadness.
"O-o-o-oh n-n-o it's fine" I rub my neck from behind. "I'm just surprised you are happy to work with me. Being the weird kid in the back of the class no one wants to sit with." I brush my bangs.
"Well I don't think you're weird!" She exclaims.
Butterflies begin to flutter in my stomach.
"U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uhhhh HOW ABOUT WE GO TO MY HOUSE FOR THE PROJECT" I accidentally yell. "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh s-s-s-sorry" I mumble.
Expiredgarlicbread nods, and puts her head on her hand.
"You know, you have really pretty eyes. Why do you cover the other one?" She asks.
"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh, because I'm emo." I quietly mumble.
"Interesting! I really like your style!" Expiredgarlicbread says, smiling even wider.
The butterflies in the stomach now have begin to flutter so hard and fast it seems like their about to jump out. I look away trying to calm myself down before exploding. The rest of the day goes smoothly, I didn't pay attention to class, though, I was only thinking about Expiredgarlicbread. Soon the school day ended, and I walked out the school. Surprisely, Expiredgarlicbread was waiting for me.
"Yo! I was waiting for you, y/n, should we go straight to your house or I'll go later?" She asked.
"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh.... uh.... Let's go right now!" I say quickly.
She nods, and we walk home. Walking is for weaklings, but it's okay, since I'm walking with the most beautiful person on the planet. Are they also a god? A god of beauty? They must be, because how can a human, a weakling, be this majestic.
"Watch out!" Expiredgarlicbread yells.
I wasn't watching where I was looking, and tripped over a crack in the pavement. Like fate, Expiredgarlicbread grabbed me before I fell and held me up.
"This is the second time this has happened to us. It's almost like fate" She chuckles.
Oh how beautiful that laugh was. I would kill my whole family to hear that laugh. Oh wait I already killed my birth giver mortal mother. Whatever. I'll kill whoever I want to hear it again. We continue talking until I reach my house, when I realize I never took my weak mother's body out. I quickly distract Expiredgarlicbread to not look and quickly gently shove her into my room.
"I'll go get some snacks and drinks. You stay here."
She nods, I quickly close the door and run to get my mother out. I grab her disgusting body and throw her out back. Using my supreme god powers, I make a hole and bury her. I run back inside, and make the most delicious drinks I've never tried. I run back to my room and then give Expiredgarlicbread the drinks. We work on our project until night falls.
"Woo, I'm pretty sure we can finish this by tomorrow! I'm so tired" Expiredgarlicbread says.
She gets up, getting ready to leave. I don't want her to leave, though, so using my god powers, I make it start raining and thundering.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but it's raining. You can't go out like that..!!"
She silently watches the rain.
"I guess you're right, you don't mind me staying, right?" She asks.
"N-n-n-no not at all"
I put my fingers together(👉👈) and look away. I hear Expiredgarlicbread chuckle, as she goes to my room again.
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Y/n's stuttering is annoying me but it adds to their character of being annoying. Anyways daily reminder:
JOKE. THIS IS A JOKE. DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. THIS IS PURE SATIRE.