the hotel, motel, holiday inn

The News

Danny awoke with the sun in his eyes and the smell of shit in his nose. He rolled over to see Jeff no longer by his side. He heard crying coming from the bathroom, obviously it was Jeffie boo. Danny ignored the smell coming from the hallway and got up to check on his new lover.
He reached out to knock on the bathroom door but it swiftly opened to Jeff leaned over the toilet vomiting. The bald man sat up from his position to reveal his giant rounded stomach. Jeff's cheeks were tear stained and his eyes were red (not in the high way). Danny understood immediately that he had a new responsibility.
He was going to be a father. Of course this wasn't scientifically possible but he was willing to ignore that for big daddy Amazon.
They had a long conversation about what to do and they decided to keep the child and stay together.
That's when Danny caught a whiff of the smell from the hallway. It was retched and foul. Danny stood up and reached the door. The scent was blinding. He saw the short blue haired woman wearing elbow length bright yellow gloves scooping up a brown substance off the floor into a garbage bag.
"What happened here?" Danny asked squeezing his nostrils shut.
"Your insane boyfriend was mad that you bought a prostitute so he shit on the floor. What even causes someone to think of doing that?" Amber responded, gagging in between her words. Danny froze. Reilly was here? He knew about Jeff? Oh no.
The metal head rushed back into the hotel room which was weirdly cheap looking for a CEO to have gotten. Danimal reached for his phone and clicked on the call button for his boyfriend. The phone rang multiple times before the boy on the other end answered.
"What could you possibly want?" Reilly snapped into the receiver. Danny could tell he had been crying. Danny's stomach dropped when he heard the taller boys raspy voice.
"I-I'm sorry Rei Rei, but his brown eyes were intoxicating." Danny tried to defend himself. Reilly began screaming about how they had shared onion rings.
The brunette had to interrupt "He's pregnant."
Reilly paused his rant.
"Are you serious? I am too. Remember the play place last night?" Reilly hung up the phone. Daniel was left speechless. Two men pregnant in the same night? What was he going to do? Thoughts ran through his head for the rest of the day. He pondered on the ferry ride back home. He curled up in bed when it finally hit him that he was ready for the responsibility. Time for research.
He whipped out phone #1 and made a call to the only freak he could think of. The only person he could think would know anything about male pregnancy. Rayna.
She educated him about how long it would take for the children to be born. Which in this case would be a week time. They then added Jeff and Reilly into the call. This sparked some arguments but once they all settled down, they worked on baby names.
"Cory in the house" Rayna suggested. They all went silent.
"Are you fucking serious?" Reilly's voice seeped with irritation. They all laughed.
Half an hour passes
"So we can all agree on Taylor and Corey"