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The Births

Danny, Reilly, Jeff, and Rayna decided to go group baby clothes shopping together as a way to bond before the children were born. They weren't really sure what genders the kids were going to be but they only bought all black baby clothing. To look as metal as possible obviously.
At that point, Jeff and Reilly were getting along pretty well. They both shared a love for the same man and they bonded over that fact. Rayna was just there to play referee in case any fights broke out between the two pregnant men.
A week went by and the mamas were ready to pop. They agreed to share a hospital room that Jeff paid for. They were at burger king when the waters broke. Reilly dropped his onion rings and started crying like he had done a year prior on the floor of a KCVI classroom.
They rushed to the hospital. The entire occurrence went by in a flash. They were in the burger king, then the hospital lobby, then the hospital room, then Danny was sitting between two hospital beds, holding the hands of his baby daddies.
The crying and screaming came from below the blankets. The babies were here.
Reilly held his daughter, Corey Corpse, in his arms. She had brown eyes and blonde hair like her father.
Jeff held his son, Taylor Cannibal Bezos, in his arms. He was already balding when he popped out.
Danny held his two new born babies, one in each arm, he let a few tears slip out. It was late so Danny made a phone call. The two new fathers were fast asleep.
Rayna knocked on the door with Danny guitar case. It was Redgey, Danny's guitar. He began serenading his boyfriends and babies. Things worked out.