the hotel, motel, holiday inn

Happy Little Family

The two new fathers had recovered from their impossible births. They thought about what to do now that they had two new lives to take care of.
Jeff had a house built over night after tearing down a homeless shelter.
They decorated the baby's room in red and black like a funeral instead of a birth. The babies settled in for the night and the parents gathered in the living room.
"You know, I know that I fucked up but I'm glad that my mistake made such a beautiful family." Danny announced. The three were in a triple spooning session with Danny being the biggest spoon, Jeffy baby in the middle, and Reilly being the little spoon.
"I'm sorry for forcefully shitting in that hallway, I feel bad for Amber having to clean it up." Reilly sighed apologetically.
"That's alright, I bought the entire company that owns Holiday Inn and made her the regional manager with a salary almost as much as I make in 30 seconds." Jeff explained his actions.
At the same time Danny and Reilly exclaimed "Jeeffffff, you silly billionaire!"