the untamed oneshots

The Bananas

A/N: This is inspired by the famous dumpling incident ( if you know you know ;) ) although this is complete different.  

<When one think of Gusu, you would immediately think of their beautiful scenery and it's peaceful and calm- >

Jin Ling: WHO IN THE WORLD ATE MY BANANAS?

Lan Jingyi: Jin Ling, you loud donkey! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING SO LOUDLY ?

Jin Ling: Well, I wouldn't be screaming if someone didn't steal my bananas!

Lan Jingyi: It's just bananas Little Princess. Nothing to be burst our ears over it. hump!

Jin Ling: JUST BANANAS?! That was my lunch for today! Now i'm going to have to starve until dinner! 

Lan Jingyi: Then starve *shrugs* it's not my fault you didn't keep your delicious and ripe bananas properly-

Jin Ling: My delicious banana- wait...YOU ATE MY BANANAS?

Lan Jingyi: w-who told you i ate them?

Jin ling: well then, how would you know my bananas were ripe and delicious unless you ate them you stupid Lan Jingyi ! 

Lan Jingyi: T-that doesn't prove anything!  

Jin Ling: If that doesn't prove anything then your guilty looking face and behaviour definitely does!!!

Lan Jingyi: okay fine i'll admit it! I ate them cause Lan Qiren took my lunch  before i could finish it cause "lunch is supposed to be eaten within 30 mins" and I was afraid i would get hungry during class.

Jin Ling: i don't care about you not finishing your lunch or you getting hungry during class you sloth but now i have to starve during the boring 3 hours lecture because of you! AT LEAST you got to eat something! 

Lan Jingyi: What do you want me to do then?! 

Jin ling: Nothing but before class starts let me beat you up!!!

Lan Jingyi: W-wait wait little princess! R-remember the rules??? No fighting in Gusu!!

Jin Ling: it's not fighting if you don't fight back! Now Come back here and let me teach you a lesson so that you will never get close to my bananas again!!! 

Lan Jingyi: AHHHH!!!! Lan Sizhuiiii!!! Help meee......

Jin Ling: Don't think that hiding behind Lan Sizhui will keep you safe!!!

Lan Sizhui: O-Okay guys stop arguing. Class is about to start in a few minutes.

Jin Ling: It's fine. It's not like i'll learn anything in class when i'm gonna die from starvation because a certain sloth.. Come here you sloth let me kill you before i die!!!!

Lan Jingyi: It's not like you learnt anything even when you are full..

JIn LIng: Don't act like you learnt anything in class too, you ugly donkey!!!

Lan Sizhui: Jin Ling killing him won't make your stomach full. Here, have some of my bread i kept just in case instead. Okay?

Jin Ling: Thank you Lan Sizhui, but he has gotten on my last nerve. I HAVE to kill him today.

Lan Jingyi: Aww! little princess is gonna kill me today?~ I'm so scareddd~ 

Jin Ling: THAT'S IT! COME HERE! 

Lan Sizhui: J-jin Ling...L-lan Jingyi...G-guys...

Jin ling & Lan jingyi: WHAT IS IT LAN SIZHUI?! 

Lan Qiren: I'll tell you what it is. You guys broke the no shouting in Gusu rule, th-

Lan JIngyi: Oh

Jin ling: no

Lan Jingyi & Jin Ling:...RUN! Come on Lan Sizhui!!! *run faster than wei wuxian runs away from fairy and into lan wanji's arms while pulling Lan Sizhui by his arms*

Lan Qiren: what?! these kids...*sigh*

<the end>

A/N: I hope you guys like this one 😁I wanted to try something different 😅 Remember that taking care of yourself is a rule of Gusu so remember to follow it or else our Lan Qiren will punish you guys 😨! BYE bye~