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SZ : if you bite it and you die, its poisonous. if it bites you and you die, its venomous.

SS : what if it bites me and it dies?

SZ : that means you're poisonous.

RD : what if it bites itself and i die?

SZ : .... then that's voodoo.

RF : what if it bites me and someone else dies?

SZ : that's correlation, not causation.

RD : what if we bite eachother and neither of us die?

SZ : ....

RF : *giggles*

SS : *blushes*

B : that's kinky.

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