I forgot my jacket

Chapter 3

AN: Hello my lovelies! Sorry, it took me ages to write that chapter! I'm really, really sorry for that hiatus! 
Have a bit more jealous!John as an apology ;) 
Thank you to my Beta Glynna!
~ Pockethobbit

Saturday, January 17
Sherlock, John

8:23pm
We won! :D

8:24pm
Shrlock wr won!

8:25pm
Congratulations. I'm happy for you.
Are you partying already or why are did you call me "Shrlock"?

8:26pm
Partyyinh :D

8:27pm
I see.

8:28pm
Yah, u always noticr evrything.

8:29pm
But not ebrything.

8:29pm
Somtimrs you're so ignornat.

8:30pm
You don't make any sense, John.
However, I wish you a nice evening. I'll write you when your grammar is logical again, Victor is coming over.

8:31pm
Noooooo that fuckinn victor

8:31pm
I'll punch hm

8:32pm
Why? You don't know him.

8:33pm
I'll punch him un his fucking face, hes a stupid git

8:33pm
Bcause he sleeps with u.

8:34pm
Shrlock

8:36pm
Stop ignoring me!#!

8:38pm
He cant come ovrr

8:39pm
Tell hum he cant

8:40pm
Sheeeeeeeeeeerlock

8:41pm
We don't sleep together.

8:42pm
But hr wants to

8:43pm
And? I don't understand why this should concern you.

8:44pm
Noo u nevr understnd things like this. Tahts just u, bloody idiot

8:45pm
Whatever. He's here now, good night John.

8:46pm
Don't u dare stopping to tect me now!

8:47pm
*outgoing call*

"You've reached Sherlock Holmes. I can't bother myself with answering your call at the moment, probably because I have something better to do than talk to people. Leave a message if it's important, which is not very likely. Better don't leave a message."

"THIS IS FOR VICTOR. YOU FUCKING LITTLE BASTARD LEAVE'IM ALONE YOU SHITTY COCK DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH SHERLOCK!"

*call ending*

8:54pm
John, really?

8:55pm
YES

8:56pm
IF HE TOUCHRS U HES DEAD

8:57pm
John, he doesn't read this texts. He's in the shower.

8:58pm
In your shwer?!

8:59pm
Shower, yes.

9:00pm
U shower wit him?

9:02pm
No, he is in the shower. I am in my room. How could I text you when I'm in the shower?

9:03pm
Oh.

9:04pm
M' brain is foggy.

2:07am
Uhm, hi Sherlock, I'm sorry.
I was really drunk and didn't think clearly. I can't really remember anything but I read the texts and… That really wasn't nice, I know. Sorry again.
Well, at least I didn't talk to you, huh?

2:09am
Hello again, John.
It's okay. No one except me saw these texts. Or the voicemail.

2:10am
Oh fuck, I called you?! What did I say?

2:11am
Something about Victor should leave me alone and that he isn't allowed to touch me.

2:12am
Bugger. This is so embarrassing.

2:13am
It's okay, John.

2:13am
What are you doing at 2am anyway?

2:14am
Lying in bed and texting with you. Mycroft, the fat git, took away my experiment… again.

2:15am
Typical. What were you experimenting with?

2:16am
Looking at the reactions between certain acids.

2:17am
Sounds like you blew something up. ;)

2:18am
No, not this time. Mrs Hudson gave me an earful over the last one.

2:19am
I told you she'd find you!

2:20am
I'm still wondering about that. How could she find me?

2:21am
Haha, I'm laughing my ass off over here. Hilarious.

2:22am
It's not THAT funny.

2:23am
Because she is Mrs. Hudson.
And, yes, it is xD

2:24am
No, it's not.
And what should "xD" mean?

2:26am
Well I find it funny.
That's a smiley. Do you honestly not know that?

2:27am
You find Internet videos about cats playing on a piano funny.
Nobody looks like this "xD".

2:28am
Yeah, because they are funny.
Have you ever seen a cat laughing? They look like this xD

2:29am
Please, leave me out of this. I don't even like cats that much.

2:30am
Cat's don't laugh.

2:34am
[picture of a laughing cat]

2:35am
Look, they do.

2:36am
I refuse to say anything to this.

2:37am
John H. Watson, only man on earth who manages to make the great Sherlock Holmes speechless.

2:38am
Ha. Ha. Very funny, John. You can be proud of yourself now. Well done, Hamish.

2:39am
Don't call me that.

2:40am
Don't call you what, Hamish?

2:41am
Stop it!

2:42am
Or what?

2:43am
Or I'll make you clean up our whole dorm.

2:44am
We both know that is never going to happen.

2:45am
Don't underestimate me!

2:46am
I wouldn't dare to, oh great John H. Watson.

2:47am
Well, that's more like it.

2:48am
Shall I call you Captain now?

2:49am
Captain John H. Watson

2:50am
Sounds good, Mr. Holmes

2:51am
Well then, sir.

2:52am
If I laugh even louder the hotel owners will kick me out.

2:53am
Or Dr. Watson?

2:54am
Hotel owners? I thought you'd stay with your family?

2:54am
No. I could have, the match was pretty close, but I didn't want to.

2:55am
Why don't I know anything about you being in a hotel?

2:56am
Are you alone?

2:57am
You could have come to me.

2:58am
My teammates are in the hotel too. But yes, I have my own room.

2:59am
At least that's something.

2:59am
No, I couldn't have come to you.

3:00am
Why not? I don't live that far away.

3:01am
Victor is at yours.

3:02am
Lying next to you in your bed, I assume.

3:03am
Damn.

3:04am
Did you just swear?

3:05am
Yes, I do swear sometimes.
And yes.

3:06am
You've never sworn in front of me. Why did you?

3:07am
Because I forgot that Victor is still here. If he were not, you could've come over.

3:08am
He's lying next to you and you forget him?

3:09am
You know me. And you know that the bed is big, so it's logical that I can forget him.

3:10am
Yeah, yeah I suppose I do. :)

3:11am
Like I said. And we're not touching, so how could I remember?

3:12am
You couldn't. :)

3:13am
See.

3:14am
Good night, Sherlock.

3:15am
Good night, John.