This was requested by a friend. So thank you Emma.
Names:
Tsumugi: The Forgotten One
Kaito: Space Himbo 💫
Shuichi: Emo Boy 🥴
Rantaro: 🍃🥑🍃
Kaede: Mommy Milkers
Kirumi: Ms Maid Dress
Himiko: ItsNotMagic
Tenko: Raging Feminism
Korekiyo: Gay and Homophobic
Gonta: uppy.
Angie: Join My Cult (:
Ryoma: whyusoundlikethat
Miu: CumDumpster
Keebo: Robodick
Maki: Pussy Slayer
Kokichi: GaslightGatekeepGirlboss
There will be slight Kaemaki, Himiko x Tenko, Mibo, and Rankichi in this too-
50 Shades Of Dumb
CumDumpster: Oi nerds, Keebo wants to know what a brothel is. And I'm not telling him.
GaslightGatekeepGirlboss: PFFT- HAHAHAAHAHA
🍃🥑🍃: Why. Just why.
CumDumpster: Blame the high bitch.
Join My Cult (: : Rantaro does not seem high at the moment?
CumDumpster: Other high bitch.
Emo Boy 🥴: Hi bitch :)
Pussy Slayer: I'm done with this.
Robodick: Seriously, what is a brothel?
The Forgotten One: A house where men can visit prostitutes~
Robodick: A WHAT.
Raging Feminism: You heard her you degenerate male!!!
Gay and Homophobic: This is an interesting turn of events.
Emo boy 🥴: Hey Kiyo
Gay and Homophobic: Yes?
Emo Boy 🥴: Wanna fuck?
GaslightGatekeepGirlboss: @Space Himbo💫
Pussy Slayer: You bitch.
Space Himbo💫: Are you okay sidekick??? Do you need help? Where are you?
Mommy Milkers: Scroll up.
Space Himbo💫: Shu where are you-
Emo Boy 🥴: Heyyyyy Kaito
Space Himbo💫: Hey?
Emo Boy 🥴: Your hot
Ms Maid Dress: You're*
Space Himbo💫: Um what
Emo Boy 🥴: Wanna fuck
Space Himbo💫: I-
Emo Boy 🥴: Don't you know the heyyyys
Space Himbo💫: Wtf are they hayyys?
Emo boy 🥴: 1 y means your cool
Emo boy 🥴: 2 ys means I like you
Emo boy 🥴: 3ys means will you go out with me
Emo boy 🥴: 4 ys means wanna fuck
Emo boy 🥴: 5 ys means your so oblivious wtf
Space Himbo💫: Be at your place in 5
ItsNotMagic: can you guys not do this in the gc next time
uppy.: please? gonta very uncomfortable
whyusoundlikethat: you guys need to chill.
Space Himbo💫: NOT FOR THAT- TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
GaslightGatekeepGirlboss: suuuuuuure
Pussy Slayer: Make sure he can still walk.
Join My Cult (: : It would be a shame if he couldn't walk in the morning!
Emo Boy 🥴: I'm okay with that
{Emo Boy 🥴 and Space Himbo 💫 are offline}
Pussy Slayer: I'm done with this shit for the day.
Mommy Milkers: Do you wanna cuddle and forget all our problems?
{Pussy Slayer is offline}
Mommy Milkers: I- she's at my door, cya later guys!
GaslightGatekeepGirlboss: Bai bai Kaeyayayade~!
{Mommy Milkers is offline}
Gay and Homophobic: How kinky do you think Saihara is?
CumDumpster: Very. Very kinky. He made me tie him up
Robodick: YOU FUCKED SHUICHI?
CumDumpster: Yeah?
GaslightGatekeepGirlboss: I bet Kaito has a pet kink.
🍃🥑🍃: I- why would you say that Kichi?
GaslightGatekeepGirlboss: Am I wrong?
🍃🥑🍃: No. You aren't. And that's the sad part.
GaslightGatekeepGirlboss: Awwwe, don't be mean Amami-Channnn!!!
🍃🥑🍃: I'm so jealous of Saihara right now. ( 420 words. I specifically made it Rantaro. )
ItsNotMagic: just kiss already
Raging Feminism: DO YOU WANNA KISS HIMIKO???
ItsNotMagic: we are literally cuddling just kiss me ;-;
ayyyyy chatfics are fun. There will be an update in this chat between every oneshot because why not. Anygays, this is really fun so expect updates frequently!
Word Count: 475
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SaiMota Oneshots
RomancePlease give me oneshot ideas- I'm bored out of my mind Shuichi x Kaito only for these! I might make other ship oneshots, who knows DRV3 Spoiler Warning!!!
