" you should stay away from him you two being together is a force to reckon with "
☆Lan Qiren
" don't make the same mistake you did 300 years ago "
☆Jiang Yanli
" what i regret the most is not dragging you back to cloud recess with me I am sorr...
"Here is the thing , we will start by the airhead Nie Huisang will listen to me and Wen Ning but you have to bring in Gu Xiang she can be feisty but at the same time wise i wonder if she is the child of Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen " Wei Wuxian Joked " After that we have to deal with the biggest obstacle Jiang Cheng as long as i get Jiang Cheng to come Lan Xichen will follow him as the golden retriever boyfriend he is "
"If Jiang Cheng is the biggest obstacle then what about the other two what should we call them "
"them they are so easy to tame , what you have to do is stay with the others and make sure the others dont kill each other before i come back especially Wen Ning and Jiang Cheng mark my words Wen Kexing " Wei Wuxian Voice was so stern
"No need to tell em twice Jeez " Wen Kexing Fanned himself
"I am saying these because you go rowdy if you are left unsupervised " Wei Wuxian spoke from experience "The other two i will make them come to me "
"but how are you going to be able to pull that off " Wen Kexing was interested
" By now i know Yibo knows i have reincarnated and i am sure he is looking for me now , what i am going to do is going to him but make them come to me " Wei Wuxian said he didn't want to elaborate further but by the look on Wen Kexing face he had to break down bits by bits to the other "aish what i am going to do is make my presence known to Yibo which will make him chase me and which will produce to Zhou Zi Shu chasing down Yibo afraid of what his cousin might do once he get holds of me but i will lead them to the base and that is what i mean by go to them but make them come to me "
" Best friend have i ever told you that you are a genius " Wen Kexing exclaimed loudly
"Figured " Wei Wuxian shrugged
Collecting the three was easier than it looked like according to Wen Kexing , now he had to make sure the three were still alive the time Wei Wuxian came back . But who said putting a kid in charge of kids was a good idea i guess we will never know .
"Jiang Cheng .... oh shit " Wei Wuxian went back the same way he came , he didnt expect to be greeted with that kind of scene in his own home . After reciting the great palace 3000 rules two times Wei Wuxian went back in .
"Jiang Cheng are you done " Wei Wuxian Shouted from the living room .
"Yes i am" Jiang Cheng calmly answered from the dining
"Oh Sh.... "Wei Wuxian screamed "Don't do that again "
"Don't do what again "
"you know for someone who was doing the honky ponky with his lover on my couch you are sure calm " Wei Wuxian crossed his arms smirking , and it was in this moment Jiang Cheng knew Wei Wuxian will never let him live it down , gone were days of glory . "Come on where is your golden retriever we need to go somewhere "
"What place " Jiang Cheng asked "and are we gonna just ignored that you walked in back after a week , where were you "
"Definitely a place where you two would not get the chance to do honky ponky " Wei Wuxian snickered , was he going to let Jiang Cheng live down this traumatizing moment the answer was never . "But really here meet me at this place in the next 2 hours i think that is enough time to do the honky ponky "
"XIAO ZHAN !!!! " Jiang Cheng scream at Wei Wuxian with his mortal name
"Its Wei Wuxian " Wei Wuxian exited the house leaving the confused Jiang Cheng behind
Wei Wuxian sighed while standing outside the hotel , he knew Lan Wangji and his cousin were soon supposed to come out from those very doors . What was he doing Wen Kexing was right he was mad for him to do this . Wei Wuxian took a deep breath it was now or never , yes he was probably seeing his soulmate after 300 years so what was the big deal about it .
"one two three"Wei Wuxian counted to himself as he got ready to bump into Yibo and then disappear "dont get caught just lead him to the base " Wei wuxian gave himself a pep talk "Here it goes nothing" .
"Sorry " Wei Wuxians voice squeaked as he bumped in to Lan Wangji quickly walking towards the route he had planned out in his mind Wei Wuxian was hoping Lan Wangji had bought that bump
"Did you see that " Lan Wangji showed his pendant to Zhou Zi Shu his pendant since it was burning against his skin.
"Why is that blue thingy glowing " Zhou Zi Shu pointed it with his hands
"i don really know someone bumped into me and it started to glow " Lan Wangji showed his hands as a point of he id not aware of anything going on
"Why would it glow " Zhou Zi Shu asked
"Unless that person was Weiying there is no way this pendant would glow " Lan Wangji talked nonchalantly
"Wait say that again "
"Unless that person is Weiying ....... no way " Lan Wangji tracked back from where they were looking for the person who bumped into them a minute ago
"I dont think we are going to find him in this crowd i think that pendant glowing was a coincidence " Zhou Zi Shu stood beside Lan Wangji
"There is no way that was a coincidence , this pendant Wei Wuxian made it for me from Lan Zhan tear and some of my core spirit and the only way it would glow is if my soulmate touched me or it and the only soulmate i will have and ever have is Wei Wuxian " Lan Wangji explained to Zhou Zi Shu
"Okay , what do we do set off a tracking spell , but how are we going to do that this is a dead end " Sou Si Shu groaned "Wait where did that come from i never saw you with that all this time " he pointed at the red tie on Lan Wangjis hand
"I guess it is easy than we thought " Lan Wangji smirked
"I dont know why Lord deity is worried about them causing a blood bath when they are both dumb asses when they are together he should really worry about that " Weiying spoke from afar "Well i guess my work is done here"
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Went to the hospital sick now I have to take the pregnancy test idk you might all become aunties and uncles soon
