Holy macaroni is that a lemon and a pie fooken!?
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Wait nah can't beee
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Unless...?
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JACKSON
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Um
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Child. Anyway let's do dis
Da lemon boi was making ✨good soup✨👌 andd da sparkle brat was playing with a pickle with bunny bun ears. Good soup👌 was done and day ate da best soup ever but poor sparkle brat didn't know he ate hims ex.
"I loovee youuu" sparkle boi said
"I will rip you in half"
"kinky"
"no-" lemon juiced his eyes
Two trucks having se-
(I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm just writing what comes in my brain)
"lemonnnn can I breed youu?"
"absolutely not"
"why not" sparkle boi asked with puppy dog eyes
"I'm physically incapable of doing that" lemon don't have no nono spots
"breed me..?"
"what did I just say"
":("
"how did you say that?"
"video game character secret ;)"
"you better stop"
"make me :)"
"oh you did not just say that" that was the moment all of sparkle bois dreams came true.
A human eating monster has a very big plus with their mouth. Big. Long. Tongue. The teeth are a negative though, a big pain in the ass
I'm done and I hate myself 😀👍
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FanfictionTHIS IS PURE CRACK AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME (2-3am brain go brrrrrrr) only one person will get the jokes but whatever Who ever is on the chapter cove is in the story
