A FUCKIN BRITISH RABBIT

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Only 2am and the bunny is right at the door, great, just great, amazing work Bex.
"nightgard..?"
Why is the bunny talking.

"what!?"

"can I ask how much you get paid?"

"$11 an hour, why?"

The bunny looked at Bex shocked and confused.

"you get paid that little? And you come back?"

"it's the only place that will hire me"

The bunny walked into their office and pats their head.

"and I thought you stayed cause the pay good"

Did the bunny pity them?

"I'll just stay here and not bother you anymore"

"are you kidding me? That's all it took for you to stop!? Ughh"
Great, thanks you stupid British bunny, really love the smell that you bring everywhere. Hold on does that mean that he will talk to them?

"I've been wondering about something about you for a while now, how does your endoskeleton look?"

"none of your fooken business"

Thank you, you useless robot

"and even if it was, I wouldn't be able to"

"what the fuck is that supposed to mean!?"

He just looked at them and went to the vent, the fucker just left tru the vent what a 😳sus🔪 move

"he's stupid anyway"

"THE FOOK YOU JUST SAY!?"

*insert screaming*
"LOOK IT'S A BRITISH STEREOTYPE!"

"IF THAT'S A JOKE ABOUT MY TEETH I'LL TAKE BACK THAT I WASN GOIN TO HURT YOU"

"shit"

(what the fuck am I doing with my life)

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