zombie stripper

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Zombie stripper

Curtis-dials phone-calls alex-"sup scrow how u doing?" 

Alex-picks up phone "what's up you dusty bitch!"

Curtis-"not much captain butt munch with not enough crunch Hahahaha, so how's your day going today duderotomy!" 

Alex-"its going good you ready for tonight?" 

Curtis-"oh fuck yeah bruh we're still going to the sparkle horse tonight right?"

Alex-"you know it brudda!"

Curtis-"man dude I'm gonna get some titties in my face tonight bruh Hahaha!" 

Alex-"noice dude, I hope you do!"

Curtis-"and I'm gonna get one of em to fart on my sandwich"

Alex-"uh what, is that like a euphemism for something"

Curtis-"no I mean I literally am going to have one of the strippers fart on my sandwich before I eat it"

Alex-"well if that's what you want I guess that's fine I mean money is money so go crazy bro!"

Curtis-"oh trust me bro dude I'm gonna get batshit c-a-r-azy Hahahaha" I'll swing by your place in about 20 minutes so I'm gonna get ready and I'll see ya soon!

Alex-"cool man see ya in a bit, peace"

Curtis-"peace, oh yeah how are the streets looking I mean zombie wise?" 

Alex-"not bad but you'd better bring something to defend yourself just in case"

Curtis-"alright man will do I'll see ya when I get there"

Alex-"cool lata scrow"

Curtis-"lata" 

2 hours later:

Curtis and Alex arrive at the sparkle horse strip club.

Curtis-"Hey alex let's get the VIP room"

Alex-"alright I'm down let's do it"

(Curtis walks up to the manager)

Curtis-"sup man me and my bro want to use the VIP room can you make that work for us"

Manger-"yeah you'll be in room 2"

Curtis"sweet deal!"

Alex"we good?"

Curtis"yep were all set let's get this party started!"

Two strippers walk in they look like identical versions of Curtis and Alex if they were in bad drag makeup

Liquidity: how's it going boys I got some liquid assets I want to give you 

Courtesy: hey what's up I'm courtesy my specialty is pegging and I make a mean pot roast in my slow cooker

Damn courtesy is hot as fuck

Curtis I think that's a man

Nah dude that's a woman can't you see that that is a full woman

I don't know man something is a little off about these strippers

Want some liquid assets glasses

Not really sure if I do or not actually