Player: I think we are something more than friends
Veteran: :O Best Friends?
Player: More than that.
Veteran: XO SUPER Best Friends??(:
Player: Even more...
Veteran: :OOOO BEST FRIENDS FOREVER?!?!?!?! I. Am. So. Honored.
Player: ...
Veteran: what?
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Dum: DUDE! COME TO MY HOUSE RN!
Gnome: No fricking way! it's 2:58 a.m.
Dum: But I just found my brother's secret stash of oreos!!!!!!!!
Gnome: I'll be over in 5 minutes...
Dum: Backdoors open
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Veteran: Do you know turtle's only weakness?
Mr. Cheese: Uh...their slowness?
Veteran: No. Their only weakness is that they can't roll back when they are on their backs.
Mr. Cheese: Oh lol, so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable, right?
Veteran: ...OH MY GOD....BRB.
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Mr. Cheese: Heyy The gentlemen wanna hear a secret? Its Awesome
TG: Uh..Sure
Mr. Cheese: Hey=Friend Heyy=I want you Heyyy= lets get married Heyyyyyyy=I'm really drunk
TG: Thats cool Wait a min...I will be there in 5 ;)
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Veteran: I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killed and his is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to cahse the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Player: uhhhhh..what was it called?
Veteran: Finding Nemo
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Captain: A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red. One is blue. One is chewing my shoe. Now I'm running for my life. Cuz the red one's got a knife.
Player: Why are we even friends?
Captain: Because you love how random I am :)
Player: -.- I need normal friends.
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Mr. Cheese: Truth or Dare?
Player: Truth
Mr. Cheese: Who's your crush?
Player: Give me a dare instead
Mr.Cheese: I dare you to tell me who's your crush?
Player: Listen here, you little shit-
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Bro: Hey player
Player: what do you want?
Bro: why did the chicken cross the road?
Player: I..don't know. Why?
Bro: To get to the loser's house
Player: I don't get it.
Bro: Knock Knock
Player: Who's there?
Bro: The chicken
Player:.......listen here you little shit-
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Veteran: You know what I've always wondered..? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blancket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes???
Player: Dude, It's 4 O'CLOCK IN THE FUDGING MORNING!!!
Veteran: So...you can't sleep. huh?
...is it because of the blacket?
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B-day: Last night I sent angel to look over you :)
Rose: Awwww so cute
B-day: Yah but it came back :(
Rose: whyy?:(
B-day: Because angles don't look over other angles
Rose: Awwwwwe that's why I love youuuuu
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Sheriff: I would do anything to be with you. I will cross deserts and swim through rivers just to see you.
Angel: Want to come over now, babe?
Sheriff: What no! It's raining!
Angel: ...
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Engineer: Which is your fav colour?
Gnome: Stop asking silly questions like a kid
Engineer: How is formic acid prepared in a lab, Give chemical reaction for it.
Gnome: ...
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Lime, lime is my favourite colour
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