Among Us Logic 😎

Incorrect quotes

Veteran- Player what does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?

Player- I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Veteran- ok I will ask Mr. Cheese.

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The Gentlemen- What would you do if I broke up with you?

Mr. Cheese- Get back with my ex (:

The Gentlemen- Now I see how much you care, I'm done

Mr. Cheese- Hey, you wanna go out?

The Gentlemen- Go with your ex

Mr. Cheese- YOU are my ex (:

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(Texting)

Captain- Call/text me when you are on on your way.

Engineer- Potassium

Captain- WTH Autocorrect get ya?

Engineer- Nope on the periodic table, the symbol for potassium is K.

Captain- OMG u are such a nerd!

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Rose- Baby, u know what we should do?

B-day- No what?

Rose- Dig a hole in park and name it "Love"

B-day- Why?

Rose- So we can watch people fall in love

B-day- This is why we are dating. Meet you at the park :)

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Veteran- Did you found your phone?

Player- No I'm texting from my microwave

Veteran- Dude!! Cool you need to show me how to do that

Player- *face palm*

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Sheriff- Oh really? So if girls are better than boys, then why did God create men first?

Angel- That is obvious. Everyone needs a rough draft before a final copy.

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Player- Are you single?

Veteran- No I'm plural!

Player- I mean are you free this Friday night?

Veteran- No I'm expensive everyday of the week!

Player- ugh...do you want to go out?

Veteran- Oh sure why didn't you just say so?

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Mr. Cheese- U are colorblind, right?

Player- why?

Mr. Cheese- I just want to know

Player- Yeah, I'm.

Mr. Cheese- I know the perfect birthday present to get you

Player- If you get me a Rubiks Cube, I will shoot you