Player: whatcha doing?
Dum: In my closet
Player: Doing what....?
Dum: Searching
Player: For what?
Dum: Narnia
Player: .....
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Dum: What mouse walks on 2 legs?
Player: Idk. What?
Dum: Mickey mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs?
Player: Donald duck?
Dum: Nope. All ducks walks on 2 legs sherlock.
Dum: and you call me dumb -_-
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Dum: where are you?
Player: I'm coming hoe
Player: *home (not delivered)
Player: *home!! (not delivered)
Player: HOME!(not delivered)
Player: fu**ing piece of shit!
Player: .....
Dum: I'M SO TELLING MOM!
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Dum: Brother you still don't have a boyfriend yet
Player: no I have a Boyfriend!
Dum: oh cool! where is he from?
Player: from another nation
Dum: cool! from which nation?
Player: my imagiNATION
Dum: you're not funny player, get a life
Player: hey!
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Player: I love Eminem!
Dum: I prefer skittles
Player: I mean the rapper not the candy stupid
Dum: Why would you want to eat the wrapper? That's disgusting
Player: *face palm*
Dum: and you call me stupid
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Dum: what did one ocean say to the another ocean?
Player: what
Dum: nothing they just waved
Player: oh
Dum: do you sea what I did there?
Player: no
Dum: I'm shore you did..
Player: how do you have friends
Dum: Don't be such a beach
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Player: ok sis, let's play a game
Dum: ok
Player: If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with one person who would it be?
Dum: That's easy. Dora-that girl has everything in her backpack
Player: LOL
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Dum: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!!!!
Player: Thanks sis, what did you get me?
Dum: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that red Mercedes that you wanted badly?
Player: OMG OMG YES!!! YES!!! I'M SCREAMING RN!!
Dum: Well I got you a toothbrush of that same color.
Player: ......
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Player: I love how all our trust between our friends and family when it comes to the remote like:
Dum: are you sitting on the remote?
Player: No
Dum: stand up
(such lovely moments of sister brother right?)
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Among Us Logic 😎
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