Chapter 1

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" Ryan Lynn. Downstairs. NOW!" my mom yells..

"Coming! Has dad gone to work yet?!" I question

"No!"

My dad is Mexican and my mom is Putercian and Irish... So I'm a awkward mix... My dads works at a big artist recording studio called "Delgado Intermission" obviously my mom named it.. She's a emo .. I'm scene.. You would never guess my parents are married to eachother..

"PaPe is going to work soon so hurry the hell up would ya!" My mothers impatient... I run downstairs and my dad eyed my jeans..

"Sweetheart.. Why do they have holes?" My dads normal stupidly questioned.

"There the fashion babe" my mom said walking over to my dad. My dad side hugged her.  And then grabbed my moms oversized natural ass..

"DAD!!!  TO STRAIGHT FOR MY GAY ASF EYES TO SEE!!!" I yelled in fear.

   *ding dong * I runned to the door and opened it. To find my sexy as hell girlfriend.

  " Helllooo sexxxxyyy!" I say hugging my girlfriend and then nibbling on her opened gauged ear lobe.

"Helloo Ms.Touch Me.."she said in her sexy whisper grabbing my ass.

"I got to go sweetheart.. And no sex time unless you want your mom disinfecting the house. Hey sweetheart my blunts are not to smoke. That's how we get our money!" My dad said running out the door.

  I know he doesn't like the fact I'm gay. I don't like the fact he sales MY blunts.. I role em.. That means they mine. I run to my room with my girl..

  " We aren't having sex, right?" Haylee says (my girlfriend)

  "No, Babe when we get married then we can scissor. But not until then , okay?" I say pulling her on the bed  French kissing her. And then biting her bottom lip.

  "How far is this gonna go?" My mom says standing in the doorway..

   "Not any further." Haylee says.. She sounds like one of those high pitched bleach blondes except her hairs pink...

  "Mom , Byeeeee" I say as I press a button on a remote automatically closing my door.

" So you ready." Haylee says breaking the silence.

" Fuck , no... " I say

  " You know you should get un-ready" I say as I start to strip Haylee.      " Remember, No Sex!" Haylee says.

," Fine, Party Pooper" I say showing her the bird..

" You will when we get married. " she says.. Making burst out laughing.

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HELLO so.. How do you guys like it.. It doesn't take that much to make me update.. If u guys want I will actually update 2s a week.. 

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