He had to go to the Grammys this day. He packed his stuff and headed off, he had done it. Made it ahead of the Barbara bitch. But he didn't want to stop, for some reason he wanted to prove himself to Zhongli like he wanted him back. So he got into an outfit and headed on stage "Hey girlies~" the crowd when wild. "Today I'm going to sing you a song called "Diluc die die die" by me, Ed Sheeran" he was about to start the song when there was a shout "STOP!" It was the real Ed Sheeran 😰 "I AM THE REAL ED SHEERAN AND HE IS COPYING ME"
The audience gasped. They looked almost alike the more you looked. The sound of Boss Battle music intensified as Ed sheeran approached childe. 'You mess with the ginger, you get the ninja' Ed growled. Childe gulped. Things weren't looking great for him.
Ed Sheeran started singing.
"IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY OH I OH I OH I OH I"
Childe could feel himself being defeated, he couldn't take.. this power.. he gave up. But when he thought he was gonna die.. "THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND LEAVE HIM" it was Zhongli! He walked up to the stage, shouted some shit about an order? But anyway Ed Sheeran was crushed to death with a big sky Boulder.
