Craig groaned. "THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!!" He snapped, "TWEEK COULD HAVE DIED!!"
Clyde nodded in agreement.
"WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!" Stan asked, "NOW THAT WE KNOW THEY CAN ACTUALLY HARM US!"
There was a period of silence.
"We'll go into hiding..." Damien said.
"Are you serious?" Gary asked.
"We'll go off the grid, Leslie can't find us if we abandon our phones at home," Damien said.
"Thats a good idea," Kyle said, "but... where will we go?"
"I have a few friends who live in the woods..."
After leaving their phones at home, the boys followed Damien into the woods. Damien led them down a path towards a clearing. In that clearing was a group of critters... woodland critters.
"Oh no... Oh no no no!" Stan said.
"Oh look, our lord and savior's son Damien has returned to us, Hail Satan!" Beavery said.
"Yay, yay!" The Woodland Critters cheered.
Gary was trembling in terror.
"NO! FUCK THIS!!" Kyle said, "NO!"
"Oh look, he's brought us our old friends, Stany and Kyley," Deery said.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, IM OUT!! SCREW IT, IM OUT!!" Stan said.
Pip looked at him. "Where are you going?"
"HOME!"
"You can't, the ghosts hunting Tweek are still free!"
"DON'T CARE!!"
"GET YOUR BLOODY ARSE BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOU SHITE WANKER!!!"
Stan ignored him and left.
"Let this bite his ass like a snake," Damien said. "He'll learn soon."
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Ignore the Screams [South Park AU]
FanfictionTweek Tweak can't sleep do to the screaming at night. But it's all in his head, right? Well as the air grows cold and books are thrown at him, he starts to think again. Problem is, his boyfriend, Craig Tucker, isn't much help as he doesn't believe i...
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