Ignore the Screams [South Park AU]

Chapter 2: Overwhelmed

Enter the library, head straight for the non-fiction section, turn right near the nature section, and go down the aisle of books about death, morticians, and graveyards. There, in the darkest corner, where students fear to go, stood a boy, his sweater as black as coal, his hair as dark as night, and eyes of fire that pierce even the bravest of mortal souls. The boy that stood there was no normal child, for his father was the devil himself, and his name was Damien. To speak with him, an offering must be brought. Only when he has accepted your offering, will he answer any question you desire.

Tweek snuck off to the library during lunch to meet up with Damien, to see if he might know what was happening to him. He nervously went to the darkest corner with caution. His body trembled as the pressure was too much but, he knew he had to get answers.

He eventually saw the blazing stare of the devil's child. He approached slowly and stopped a few feet away from him.
"Oh! Oh! Jesus, see me through this," he mumbled under his breath.
"WHO GOES THERE!!!" Damien hissed, his voice echoing terrifyingly.
"M-my name is Tweek," he replied still scared.
"WHAT OFFERING DOES TWEEK BRING ME!?" Damien hissed.
Tweek approached the demon child and hands him a small fabric pouch. Damien opens the pouch and begins to happily munch on the black licorice inside.
"Alright, you're good," Damien said, "now what is it that you wish to know? Your death? How to become rich and powerful?"
"Is a ghost haunting me?" Tweek asked.
Damien chokes on a piece of licorice.
"What?!?"
"Is there a ghost haunting me? If so why?"
"Tweek if a ghost is haunting you, its either A. Bored as balls, B. Have an odd fascination with you, or C. you did it wrong in the past and it seeks revenge."
"AAAHH! R-REVENGE!?! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus!"
"What has it done so far?"
"It screamed at night, touched me, and thrown my books I need at me."
"It seems friendly but the scream doesn't seem like something a benevolent spirit would do. How about, I give you my card. If you need me, summon me."