Don't Hit On Me

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I'm about to meet my roommate and let me tell you, I'm quite nervous.

I open the door and find a girl inside.

Taking a deep breath, I walk in and say hey.

She looks up and smiles at me, and internally I'm screaming 

YES

YES

SHE IS NICE

JACKPOT

MY LIFE WON'T BE LIVING HELL AFTER ALL

We start to chat, and she asks me if I have a boyfriend. I tell her I have a girlfriend.

"So you're a lesbian?"

I nod.

"Oh, that's cool. Just don't hit on me or anything, yeah? I'm straight."

Uh, excuse me? I literally just said I have a girlfriend. Who do you take me for, a cheater? 

I get up and leave the room immediately. Great, just great.

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