Haikyuu x male/enby reader

Kuroo x Male Reader x Kenma

Kuroo and Kenma met you at school, they found you hitting Lev and yelling at him in Russian.

"Y/n please let me gooooooooo!" He whined

"I don't know who this kid is but I like 'em!" Yaku smiled.

"Y/n!!!!" Lev whined

"Don't do that again then!"

"I won't I promise!" Lev whined

"Good! Now take me to volleyball lank ass!"

"Do you have to call me that?" The first year asked

"Yeah, I get cousin privileges." You smiled following the teen.

At le practice

"So L/n you play as libero?" Nekomata ask as he scanned through your application

"Yer sir."

"This looks like Lev's handwriting"

"My teachers can't read when I write and Lev's is better so I forced him to write it."

"I like him," Kenma said smiling slightly.

Two years later

You and Lev were now third years and Nekomata had grown quite fond of you, as had all the other teammates, new and old. Last year Kuroo had asked you and Kenma out, both had excepted and all three of you had moved into an apartment not far from each other's respective schools. Currently, you were still in school uniform and lying on top of Kuroo

"Kitten, can you move a bit? I need to see my work." Kuroo mumbled after a while

"No. I need to recharge from school I need to do this over the weekend."

"Why?"

"School trip for a week, next week. I'll be cooking food for you guys for the week so you don't buy takeaway."

"Since when did you have a school trip?"

"Since 4 months ago, I said I was going, I paid, I got the place on the trip along with Lev, Sō, Teshiro and Shibayama. We're all going together and in the same dorm along with five others." You replied, this was the twentieth time you'd told him this week and it was Friday.

"I can't remember you saying it," Kuroo mumbled looking back to his computer and focusing on his work. This is why. You thought, you knew both him and Kenma were about to have exams, while you and they were now just at school for the 'fun of it'. You just nodded in his chest and stayed there.

At 6 Kenma walked in

"Kitten!" He yelled, you got up and Kuroo whined as the warmth loss slowly getting up and following you. Kenma kissed your lips and hugged you, Kuroo finally caught up and wrapped his arms around you and your boyfriend. After a while, you spoke up

"I've gotta cook. Can you let me go?" You asked, neither moved, "Move else I'll feed you both dry cat food." Both instantly let you go. You had threatened with that before and had gone through with it.

le next week

"Where is Y/n? Where is my kitten?" Kuroo asked looking around the apartment not finding you, frantically he grabbed his phone and called Kenma

"Kuro I'm in class what is it?" Kenma asked

"Y/n! Where is Y/n?"

"I- What do you mean where is Y/n?"

"They're not here!" He yelled

"Bullshit- I- look in the freezer." Kuroo ran to the freezer and opened it

"There is food in it."

"Then they are probably on a trip, call them later there probably doing things." Kenma replied. But later came and you didn't pick up, they started to worry but believed that you had told them about it.

While in the camp you lay on your bed Lev and Sō pointing out how much the instructor hated you, it wasn't wrong. Despite living in Japan for several years your Russian accent still held strong and could sometimes be a barrier when talking to people and it had been when you introduced yourself to the instructor you had for the rest of the week. Your phone had died in the way up to here, where ever here was, and no one else had had the same charger as you so your phone was left dead. Half a week had past and you were exhausted, most if not all of the other students could tell as well and many felt sorry that your phone had died and no one had a charging unit for you to borrow. At this point Lev received a text from Kuroo asking if he knew where you were, Lev called him back

"I can get them for you."

"Really!"

"Yeah, we're on a school trip. Y/n's phone battery ran out and no one has something they can charge it with so they can't contact anyone. Короткая задница!" Lev yelled and you sauntered in

"Да длинная задница!" You replied

"Твои мальчики." Lev replied handing you the phone

"благодарю." You replied holding the phone to your ear, "Baby have you forgotten I told you I was on a trip?"

"I-"

"YES! YES, WE HAVE!" Kenma yelled, "I WANT YOU AND YOUR WARMTH KITTEN I DEMAND THAT YOU COME BACK NOW!" Kenma continued to yell from another part of the house, sprinting over presumingly grabbing the phone, "When you get back you shall feel the wrath of my hugs!" He said through the phone

"I can't wait to live in your arms then."

"Can I have the-"

"No! I'm talking to them-"

"But I called Lev-"

"I love him most!"

"No, I do!"

"Bullshit!"

"Just fuck. Jesus." You sighed

"I- Kitten?"

"What? Kitten?" Both asked

"I'll see ya after the trip, all the food is in the freezer." You smiled, hanging up the phone.

at le end of the week

Kenma and Kuroo waited well Kenma waited, Kuroo paced. As soon as you got off the bus Kenma had pounced on you and Kuroo had picked both of you up

"Kitten!" one yelled and the other whispered.

"Separation issues." one classmate murmured

"Yeah yeah I'm here now." You smiled.

"Kuro grab his stuff and let's go home!" Kenma said, Kuroo nodded grabbed your stuff and left. Safe to say you weren't allowed out of hugs.

Bonus:

"L/n! Why are you on the ground?!" Nekomata asked as you collapsed on the floor just inside the entrance of the gym.

"Y/n was picked on by the instructor all the time because of their accent," Lev replied.

I did use google translate cause I cant't type Russian.